Nov 10 2008

Contest #20: Hallmark Shmallmark

Category: Uncategorized @ 1:50 am

We’ve been doing this for 20 weeks now and we’re proud to be out of our teenage contests. I know some of that new website smell is wearing off, but we’re just getting started. We’re focusing our ingenuity beam on a new topic this week: the holiday greeting card.

The contest this week is to write the inside text for a holiday greeting card. You’ll be writing these captions for your choice of the images below. This is going to be a merch contest so we will be choosing some of the entries and making them into actual holiday cards available in our online store. Who wants to send their relatives bland and banal cards when you can introduce your loved ones to the output of Mental Magma minds?

Standard timeline and contest rules apply this week. By leaving an entry you are agreeing to those rules. The entry voted the favorite by MM users will earn its author a $35 gift certificate to the MM Online Store.

Here are the images you can choose from (click on the image for larger version):


You can refer to these as (starting with top left) Bed, Candle Head, Handkerchief, Sleigh, Two Blokes, and Train. Please begin each contest entry with the name of the image for which you are writing a caption (I’ll go through and insert the image above your text after you write it).

Contest Summary
Assignment
: Write the caption for a holiday card (displaying one of the images above).
How to enter: Write your entry in the Contest Entries section.
Deadline: Friday, November 14th at 5pm EST
Prize: a $35 Mental Magma Online Store gift certificate.

Announcement: This contest is closed. Feel free to continue to leave your answers here, but you'll be doing so strictly for our edification. Why don't you see what's going on in the forum or check out the latest update or contest?

248 Responses to “Contest #20: Hallmark Shmallmark”

  1. etmoose Says:
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    Hope your holiday traditions don’t terrify your children.

  2. Jakutz Says:
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    I’d like to get to know your underwear.

  3. Jakutz Says:
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    What’s tighter than tights?

    You are.

    It would be better if “What’s tighter than tights?” was on the front of the card and “You are.” was on the inside.

  4. Jakutz Says:
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    I’d love you even if you were an insane, blind girl.

  5. Jakutz Says:
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    Happy 21st Birthday!

  6. Jakutz Says:
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    Oops. None of mine are Holiday cards. Sorry :)

  7. greg Says:
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    On left inside:

    Historical Note on the Picture

    Every year, in the Lutheran Church, one “lucky” little girl dressed up as Saint Lucia, complete with robe, potted tree, and bizarre candle centerpiece precariously balanced on her head. It is an exciting time for the entire church, filled with laughter and singing songs like, “Look Thou and See the Dork With a Wreath on Her Head,” “I’m Glad I’m Not a Girl,” Why, Lord, Do You Have Us Do Stupid Things (at Christmas)?” and the classic Lutheran carol, “Ding Dong, Not Even If I First Got High.”

    On the right inside:

    I hate Christmas.

  8. Arkansas Says:
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    “Sorry, there was a line at the Men’s Room.”
    HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

  9. greg Says:
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    Hey, Jay!
    How did I know you would love this contest?

  10. greg Says:
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    “W-w-w-was that a Sugarplum?”

    May visions dance in your head, not on your bed.

  11. greg Says:
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    And the angel Gabriel said unto them,
    “Fear not, for unto you this day,
    Is born a red hot idea, and it’s mental!”

    “Yea, verily, I say unto you, http://www.mentalmagma.com
    Is where I purchased your gift and this card!”

    And the multitudes answered thus, “Hey, thanks!”

    And Gabriel spake once more, saying, “Not a problem!”

    Follow unto the angel Gabriel’s voice. There’s no need to chase
    some star just to deliver a cool gift made from hot ideas!

    Have a MMerry Christmas!

  12. greg Says:
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    “But if I were to wear just this ‘kerchief, and you naught but a ‘cap,’ why, Mr Clemens, there would be such a scandal! How would that be appropriate for childrens’ poetry?”

    Happy Christmas to All! And to all a Good Night!

  13. fuzz on the concept Says:
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    Hoping all your hallucinations are harmless this Holiday Season!

  14. dana Says:
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    The holidays are a time to be giving. Wipe the boogers from someone else’s hands this year and feel your heart warm! Happy Holidays!

  15. fuzz on the concept Says:
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    ¡ʎʇıʌǝן ɥʇıʍ pǝןןıɟ ǝq sʎɐpıןoɥ ɹnoʎ ʎɐɯ
    ¿ʎɐʍʎuɐ ‘ʎʇıʌɐɹƃ spǝǝu oɥʍ

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  16. fuzz on the concept Says:
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    [oops ... the above post -- "May your holidays be filled with levity" -- was to include the bed picture, flipped upside down, but the picture doesn't appear to be, um, appearing]

  17. Alex Says:
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    Be a good little pagan; wouldn’t want Krampus to eat you like he did your brother, would you?

  18. Shirin Says:
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    Quite sexy for a Christmas card! :)

  19. Shirin Says:
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    I think this is fabulous.

  20. fuzz on the concept Says:
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    Next time, consider brightening your Winter Solstice
    with compact fluorescents.

  21. fuzz on the concept Says:
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    The Holidays are a time of magic …
    so keep your hands to yourself or I’ll make them disappear.

  22. lisa Says:
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    OUTSIDE: I saw mommy kicking san-ta claus….

    INSIDE: underneath the sheets in bed last night….
    he didn’t have a clue…that she’d found her gift and knew…
    that yet again he’d gotten her flannel pjs and not shoes….

  23. pennydreadful Says:
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    Front: Peter’s favorite trick was to have the ladies feel his “magic finger” and then continue moving the handkerchief south.

    Inside: Hope your holidays are full of merriment!

  24. greg Says:
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    Thank you. I was thinking we could all send them to friends who will then come and buy our tees and sweats. You see, the Grinch was mistaken about capitalism.

  25. greg Says:
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    May you get yours this Christmas.

  26. Soleil Says:
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    “Mama, does the toy train mean I was a good boy this year or does the load of coal mean I was bad?”

  27. greg Says:
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    Dressed as Mother Nature and Joe Eco-terrorist, Hilda and Gunther sneaked into homes through a front window, scared the hell out of the women and children, and sang only one song: “(I’m Dreaming of a) Green Christmas.”

    To this day, my Harry can’t swallow green peas.

    Have a Christmas…

  28. gig661 Says:
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    Greetings, I am the ghost of Christmas future, and I bring you birth control. Inside card – Have a Merry Christmas with the little ones you already have.

  29. Jakutz Says:
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    It’s Christmas. That means if the dog gets run over by the sleigh, we’ll get you a new one.

  30. Jakutz Says:
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    I have a feeling we won’t be getting any presents this year. Oh well, Merry Christmas anyway.

  31. pjmomof3boys Says:
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    [Front of card under image]
    The family Christmas celebration was not complete until Aunt Agnes had drunk a gallon of eggnog and performed her annual “Human Advent Candle” interpretive dance.

    [Inside]
    Make some memories this Christmas season (the kind your children won’t later need therapy to erase)!

  32. greg Says:
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    In 1872, Old Man McGarrety used molasses candy to get little Robby Cooper into a sleigh pulled by a beer-hauling Clydesdale and guarded by his wolfhound named Cerberus. Robby was never found or heard from again, proving that the “good old days” are full of “poop.”

    May you have a non-threatening Christmas.

    SMALL PRINT AT THE BOTTOM

    0.001% of sales of this card could go to support Meagan’s Law, but it probably won’t.

    This New Year’s, make a resolution that is easy to keep. Don’t allow pedophiles to feel as though they’re capable of “paying for their crimes” or “putting it all behind them.” Paybacks are hell, and the only thing behind them is Big Eddy in the shower.

  33. greg Says:
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    Momma, Momma!

    Look! I’m the new airport beacon at the Kitty Hawk flying machine depot!

  34. greg Says:
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    “…oh, dear, let me wipe that nasty blood away. Now, here’s your finger, are you sure that Doctor Frankenstein can sew it back on? And don’t let the count see your hand, he’ll freak out. Oh, and….”

    Have a Merry Christmas! from, Beautiful, sunny, and warm, Transylvania! Where guests stay at the Van Helsing hostel!

  35. etmoose Says:
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    Hope this holiday season brings you that car you’ve been waiting for.

  36. diggyk Says:
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    Santa Claus is coming, and yes, he knows.

  37. lisa Says:
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    OUTSIDE: “Yes my little mavericks….the North Pole IS a country just like Africa…”

    INSIDE: Love, Sarah

  38. lisa Says:
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    outside:

    Gertrude had decided that this would be the last year Harold would put his finger in the figgy pudding…so she inserted a mouse trap beneath the batter.

    inside
    Have a snappy christmas!

  39. lisa Says:
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    OUTSIDE:
    “What do you mean the gingerbread man just jumped onto your finger?!”
    INSIDE:
    Have a fingerlicking good holiday.

  40. lisa Says:
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    outside:
    Jack filled the caboose with a few of his parent’s “toys.”

    inside:
    Have a naughty christmas!

  41. greg Says:
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    ‘Twas the night before the election,
    And something was odd.
    Looking pale in the moonlight,
    I found my guy Todd.

    He was jolly and trim,
    A cardiovascular wonder,
    And I needed new clothes,
    So I tapped my main funder.

    I had a great time,
    And now let me ask ya,
    Wouldn’t you do it too?
    There’s no SAK’s in Alaska.

    Well, we lost the election,
    Will I be back? Yer darn tootin’!
    After Georgia, my state is
    So much closer to Putin.

    I yelled out my window
    “Merry CHRISTMAS!” I said.
    You can return those few outfits…
    But wait ’til after I’m dead.

  42. lisa Says:
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    Sleigh bells (verb), are you listening,
    in the (noun), (noun) is glistening
    A (adjective) sight,
    we’re (adverb) tonight,
    (present continuous verb) in a winter wonderland.

  43. R.E.D. Says:
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    MERRY CHRISTMAS!
    you drunken sot.

  44. jbirdpowers Says:
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    Make sure no one spikes your holiday egg nog this year.

  45. rudolfs001 Says:
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    On the left page “When you see it…”
    On the right “You’ll have a brickin’ Christmas”

  46. jbirdpowers Says:
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    I thought we were getting a Lexus for Christmas?

  47. R.E.D. Says:
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    Front:
    Wanna see me blow out the candles?

    Inside:
    Pull my finger!

    May the Christmas winds
    blow nothing but joy your way.

    Happy Holidays!

  48. jbirdpowers Says:
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    Hybrid of course

  49. R.E.D. Says:
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    I hope this isn’t Jester ordinary Christmas…

    I hope your Holidays are filled with Joy, Peace, and Love!

  50. Ms. Sanchez Says:
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    Christmas means Santa comes to bring gifts of joy…. on the front.

    Inside: Alright, which one of you elves stole Santa and his reindeer? Didn’t anyone tell you that Christmas wasn’t about gifts? it’s about spending time with family and friends?

    Happy Holidays
    Spread the joy!

  51. Gabriel Says:
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    Fixed it.

  52. R.E.D. Says:
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    Santa must have misunderstood me…
    My wish wasn’t to ride in back of a horse!

    May you get everything you want this Christmas!
    Happy Holidays!

  53. R.E.D. Says:
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    Front:
    …but batteries won’t be invented for YEARS!

    Inside:
    You don’t have anything that needs batteries, DO YOU? (ha, ha, ha)

    Merry Christmas!

  54. Zabo Says:
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    FRONT:
    “When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
    I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
    Away to the window I flew like a flash,
    Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
    The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
    Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,
    When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
    But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer…”
    INSIDE:
    The concept of a magical flying fat man trying to break into your house in the middle of the night is much scarier as an adult, isn’t it?

  55. R.E.D. Says:
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    Front:

    It snot what you think!

    Inside:

    It’s a Wishing-You-Peace-Love-And-Joy-Merry-Christmas-Happy-Hanukkah-Happy-New-Year-All-Rolled-Up-In-One-With-A-Big-Sloppy-Kiss Card!

  56. fuzz on the concept Says:
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    lol … grazie.

  57. R.E.D. Says:
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    Front:

    How Do You Make A Handkerchief Dance?

    Inside:

    Put a Christmas Boogie in it!

    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

  58. ila Says:
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    Remember this Christmas:
    Santa creeps into your house without a sound and that guy’s a jerk, so lock your bedroom door.

  59. ila Says:
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    Front:
    There is nothing so heartwarming than when a young child opens his Christmas gift from rich, old Uncle Leroy and says…

    Inside:
    What the hell is this crap?

  60. jupchu Says:
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    “…Santa?”

  61. Bunny Slippers Says:
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    I don’t get it… is this like a Mad Libs?

  62. Iaoai Says:
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    Inside: “Remember fellas, just give her jewelry this Christmas.”

  63. Beverly Says:
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    I said we need to do a good will gesture this Christmas, not a jester from Goodwill.

  64. Zabo Says:
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    Think about your wishlist hard this year.

    As much as she wants a pony, and as much money as you will save when oil jumps again, there’s a reason that horses are no longer used for transportation around here..

    [INSIDE]

    Besides having trouble keeping up 65mph, they’re full of crap!

  65. fyrtygr Says:
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    Christmas play got you down?

    [inside]
    That’s ok, even the jester wears tights!
    Happy Holidays!

  66. jupchu Says:
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    “SHHH!….DON”T MOVE! If you stay still she can’t see you”

    [Inside]

    O, they’ll behave next year for sure

  67. jupchu Says:
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    “WHAT are we wearing?!…Yeah, leave the tags on”

    [Inside]

    Mom, just stick with cash this Christmas

  68. greg Says:
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    “Papa, just hear those sleigh bells jingling, they’re ring ting tingling, too.”

    It was apparent, even at an early age, that Leroy Anderson would not be sticking with the family business. No, little Leroy had a penchant for rhymes that would one day aid him in his career as a composer.

    This year, however, it just got him beaten up at school and pushed out of his father’s sleigh.

    This Christmas, may you have lovely weather, for a sleigh ride together, just two!

  69. greg Says:
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    No, I do NOT think that this is what they meant by “Now we don our gay apparel!”

  70. greg Says:
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    I say, how fa-la-la-la-la la-la la lar is it to G-g-g-gg-ggg-randm-m-mother’s house?

    DECK THE HALLS UNFAIR TO STUTTERERS! BOYCOTT DECK THE HALLS!

    (And have a MMerry Christmas!)

  71. greg Says:
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    See? They’ve been putting Christmas stuff in the stores earlier and earlier, and the finally mixed it with Halloween. I told you this would happen.

    Happy Hallowfuckingmas!

  72. greg Says:
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    As young Adolf described how he was going to grow up and use trains like this one to transport the “Jewish Problem” to various locales around the country where “Death Camps” would be built, a manager by the name of Sy Goldman looks on with some concern.

    This Christmas, Light a Menorrah and Shut Down the Death Camps. Change Has Come to America!

  73. greg Says:
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    “Oh, Detective, it was awful! First, he said I had a button nose and two made out of coal! Then, he laughed and called me names! Finally, he told me he was going to deck me and hang my bowels in the hall! Oh, I’m sorry. My first name is spelled H – O – L – L – Y….”

    This Year, Don’t Enable Another Caroler — their cruelty knows no bounds.

  74. greg Says:
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    This Week on CSI:Christmas, the team works to solve a crime committed by lifetime members of “Mr. Blackwell’s Worst Dressed” list.

  75. greg Says:
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    “y’know, when they say that when you sleep with a person, you’re also sleeping with everyone she ever slept with, they didn’t mean it to be taken literally!”

    Bah, Humbug!

  76. greg Says:
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    No, Mommy, it’s sort of a New Deal flavored Economic Stimulus package. It works this way: I want this toy train. Mr. Wide-eyes, here wants $50 for it. In the spirit of the season, you offer as much as you can afford…$20. When the mean old manager says no, I take a poop in the truck, and suddenly, $20 is fine! That is when we offer $10, while I threaten to pee, too.

    (That’s one of Alan’s favorite childrens’ stories!)

    Many Happy Returns!

    The Greenspans

  77. SomeGuyNamedDoug Says:
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    “Oh Reginald, I know you’re lying. You can’t get punani on your finger while just giving tennis lessons.”

  78. R.E.D. Says:
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    Dear Santa,
    All I want this Christmas is Peace on Earth…
    and a bigger bed.

    Merry Christmas!

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    “Pappa, perhaps this Christmas He-Whose-Name-Is-Unspeakable will grant our wish and slay our enemies.”

  80. SomeGuyNamedDoug Says:
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    Maybe this should have “May your Christmas wishes come true.” on the inside.

  81. R.E.D. Says:
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    Candle Head, Bed, Handkerchief.
    Sleigh, Train, Two Blokes.

    Once upon a time a man had a nightmare about the Statue of Liberty with her hair on fire trying to sell toaster ovens to his family. It was so bad it made him fall out of bed so he went to his Doctor and she tied a handkerchief around his finger to remind him to take his psych meds.
    From that day on all his dreams were nice pleasant dreams about riding in a sleigh and playing with his toy train… except for that one homoerotic dream about two men in tights. Then he woke up.

    I hope when you wake up you will find that
    all your dreams have come true!

    MERRY CHRISTMAS!

  82. R.E.D. Says:
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    All the images would be squeezed together on the front of the card. Three on top three on the bottom.

    Sorry this was supposed to be a comment

  83. Billard Says:
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    Don we now our gay apparel
    Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la.

  84. etmoose Says:
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    This holiday season, remember that it’s about more than just jingle bells and pageantry.

  85. Arkansas Says:
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    Before the miracle of silicone:
    Here, Honey, I got you a boob job. Happy Holidays!

  86. Arkansas Says:
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    Pappa, why do we wear these funny hats?
    Because I am Stalin. You want to shut up now, or do you want to wear a hat made from your dog?
    Happy Holidays!
    -From Russia with love.

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    “Hey, all I want for Christmas is my old job as a farmer.”

    “Well you shouldn’t have plowed my daughter. Now dance, jester boy!”

  88. Arkansas Says:
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    “Hey, of course I’m not the real Santa! You met me at Macy’s for crying out loud! Man, blondes really ARE dumb!”

  89. cgomez Says:
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    Lay off the Nog and Rum Cakes, pay your light bills and get a grip this new year!

  90. cgomez Says:
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    What the Hell! People ask you what you want you tell them and still end up with crap. Hope you get what you want for Christmas.

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    Wow! Christmas wishes do come true. I triied to tell you kids and you didn’t listen well here they are, sorry I didn’t have time to put them in the sack. But, Here you go take them all except this one. I like him the best. Happy Holidays.

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    I swear to god Henry, this is the last time we come to the nativity display. If it looks like poop and smells like poop its probably POOP!

  93. cgomez Says:
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    A ONE-QUESTION CHRISTMAS QUIZ!

    The picture entitled “Candle Head” is a depiction of _____________.

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    The cover of David Hasselhoff’s new Christmas Album

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    Spinning
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