Jul 04 2008

Contest #1: Finalists

Category: Uncategorized @ 5:55 pm

The emperor has no pants.  Painting by Julie Crozat.It’s finally time to vote on this week’s contest finalists. I want to thank everyone who entered the contest and helped kick off this website. You’re all winners. However, one of these finalists will be a winner in a more meaningful sense; he will get the prize for 1st place.

So good luck to the final 4 contestants (user Vlad has 2 entries in the top 5). The polls will close at 5pm on Sunday and the winner will be announced shortly after that.

A few non-finalists bear mentioning. User smodaresi wrote the least popular entry with a jab at president Bush (It’s my understanding that the white house monitors sites like these to vote down any depantsing jokes). User TD gets the bilingual award with the only time-traveling entry in multiple languages. User Agent Mammal gets a shout out for having the only answer that has its own wikipedia entry.

Lastly, I want to credit the image you see here. It’s by Julie Crozat and I purloined it from this website.

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