Dec 15 2008

Contest #25: Cortune Fookie

Category: Uncategorized @ 1:24 am

By our estimate, there are two kinds of fortune cookies. One kind describes some positive quality about your current self (like: “You are wise beyond your years”). I’ve never liked this kind. I’ll eat the cookie when I get this kind, but I don’t consider myself fortune cookie’d. The second kind actually makes a prediction, usually positive, about your future, although with about as much specificity as a horoscope (like: “You will have an emotion today”).

This week’s contest is to write a bizarro version of a fortune cookie. You can negate either form of fortune cookie. It can be an insulting statement about a person’s character, or it can be a prediction about something negative in a person’s future.

Standard contest timeline and contest rules apply this week. By leaving an entry you are agreeing to those rules. The entry voted the favorite by MM users will earn its author their choice of a $20 Amazon.com gift certificate OR a $40 gift certificate to the MM Online Store.

Contest Summary
Assignment
: Write a negative version of a fortune cookie.
How to enter: Write your entry in the Contest Entries section.
Deadline: Friday, December 19th at 5pm EST
Prize: Your choice of a $20 Amazon.com gift certificate OR a $40 gift certificate to the MM Online Store.

photo by flickr user craftygoat

Announcement: This contest is closed. Feel free to continue to leave your answers here, but you'll be doing so strictly for our edification. Why don't you see what's going on in the forum or check out the latest update or contest?

218 Responses to “Contest #25: Cortune Fookie”

  1. Mach3 Says:
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    This fortune will never come true

  2. etmoose Says:
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    It was poisoned.

  3. Mach3 Says:
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    (on front)
    You are destined to be the harbinger of global armageddon and until then will be doomed with devastatingly untreatable impotency.

    (on back)
    Your lucky numbers are 13-6-6-6-13

  4. etmoose Says:
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    You didn’t need the calories.

  5. etmoose Says:
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    You’re adopted.

  6. SesameStreetgang Says:
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    I’m sleeping with your wife.

  7. SesameStreetgang Says:
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    Your body odor is starting to become a problem. We can smell it from here.

  8. SesameStreetgang Says:
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    You will die. Eventually.

  9. jupchu Says:
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    Speak Chinese: Pathetic, Kevin, (Keh-vin)

  10. SesameStreetgang Says:
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    My Lucky Numbers: 103-22-5882
    Also your Social Security Number.

  11. Stevel Knievel Says:
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    George Bush is still president.

  12. jupchu Says:
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    Lucky Numbers: Every one of these you have ever gotten has won Power-ball. You never even played one did you?

  13. Stevel Knievel Says:
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    Your hair doesn’t look quite as bad today.

  14. Stevel Knievel Says:
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    I divided by zero. OH SHI–

  15. jupchu Says:
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    What’s that on your shirt…wooooooooop gotcha!

  16. greg Says:
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    You win $1,000,000.00!
    Redeem the unbroken cookie that held this fortune.

  17. greg Says:
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    You will be hungry again in half-an-hour.

  18. greg Says:
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    Your order of General Tsao chicken had a “secret ingredient” and your surviving loved ones cannot prove it.

    PS-and nobody believes these things.

  19. What Says:
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    Kill a baby on national television and you will be elected Leader.

  20. What Says:
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    Those around you appreciate the consistent example of disappointment your life provides.
    Don’t fail them now.

  21. What Says:
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    You will soon feel unsatisfied with a vague self-referential fortune.

  22. What Says:
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    Dividing by nothing really isn’t that hard guys.

    Take an apple. Divide none of it up. How much apple is left?

    All of it.

    That’s mathematics, fellas.

  23. fuzz on the concept Says:
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    You don’t want to know.

  24. shastastory Says:
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    ” (Blank) ”

    LUCKY NUMBERS 0, 13, 40, 50, 96

  25. shastastory Says:
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    My mother actually got a fortune cookie once that was blank. She was dying of Lukemia at the time she openned it. (true story) After seeing the disappointment on her face, I replied with a happy tone…that means you can fill it in with anything you want! AUTHOR

  26. shastastory Says:
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    ” (Blank) ”
    LUCKY NUMBER is UP

  27. fortune cookies Says:
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    You can also find some funny chinese fortune cookies in http://www.mychinesefortune.com . My favorite is this one: http://www.mychinesefortune.com/chinese-fortune/fortune-cookies/show/13

    You can also write and submit your own fortune cookie and it will show up randomly to other users.

  28. SomeGuyNamedDoug Says:
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    In a few years you will buy a house that will, unfortunately, be listed in the phone book under its previous occupant: Sarah Connor.

  29. dana Says:
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    You disappoint yourself, often.

  30. jbirdpowers Says:
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    Really how many other things do you split open, eat, and then get a message out of it.

    P.S. You have herpes.

  31. jbirdpowers Says:
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    Really, do I have to tell you how much your life sucks? You’re alone in front of the t.v., snuggled up in your Power Rangers pj’s, you just ate a whole order of chicken chow mein by yourself, the last time you had sex Reagan was President and even then you had to pay, you have a unibrow, and you smell like the sweat between two large unwiped buttcheeks.

    Lucky Numbers: 0

  32. fuzz on the concept Says:
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    You won’t have any better luck in your next incarnation, either.

  33. nmrboy Says:
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    your entropy will increase.

  34. shastastory Says:
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    I give you good deal GI, $5.00 Footlong!

  35. Iaoai Says:
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    Today will one day be the anniversary of your death.

  36. Iaoai Says:
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    Chinese Lesson: Yu suk (If you need a translation, you really do)

  37. Arkansas Says:
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    Confucius say: Man who invent inspirational cookie is smart and rich. Man who looks for inspiration in a cookie is stupid and poor. Ha Ha Ha. And you probably ugly too. Look at yourself in the mirror – HAAAAAAA HA HA HA. I give you insult instead of fortune and you still reading?!! You so DUMB! Ok, Ok, Ok, I only kidding, your real fortune is on other side:
    -FLIP-
    You will get rejected by prostitute!!! HAAAA HA HA HA! Go on, eat your cookie in shame, round eye, then save world by you commit a suicide. HAAAAAA HA HA HA!

  38. Arkansas Says:
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    By the end of the day you will be completely insignificant.

  39. Arkansas Says:
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    By tomorrow, you will be dead.

  40. Arkansas Says:
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    Sorry, try again.

  41. shastastory Says:
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    This is a ‘hold up”…please leave your wallet on the table before you leave…Thank you and come again!

  42. Arkansas Says:
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    Everything you do today will hurt someone.

  43. Arkansas Says:
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    Edible Fortune: Consume this paper when you are done reading and you will take a great big fortune today.

  44. mike fo' sho' Says:
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    Thank God I’m out of that cookie.

  45. mike fo' sho' Says:
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    You should get a nose ring. That’d be bomb.

  46. mike fo' sho' Says:
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    this may not be negative, or anything. But this is actually one that i got once.

  47. greg Says:
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    This is your fortune, cookie.

  48. jbirdpowers Says:
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    I want a divorce.

  49. shastastory Says:
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    BEWARE: You will receive a Fortune Cookie from Earth!

  50. greg Says:
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    ConfuseUs say:
    Man who checks his horoscope, saves his cookie fortunes, has a lucky shirt, and doesn’t want to “jinx” things is not the atheist he pretends to be.

  51. greg Says:
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    U R 4 toon 8

  52. Jakutz Says:
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    This cookie will self-destruct in 5 seconds.

  53. Jakutz Says:
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    Fuck you.

  54. Jakutz Says:
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    Dad died this morning. Couldn’t think of a good way to tell you.

    -Charlie

  55. jbirdpowers Says:
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    It’s not a rumor, you really did just eat a cat.

  56. Jakutz Says:
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    Misprint on menu. Should read, “Kung Pao Cat”

  57. jbirdpowers Says:
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    Jakutz was sitting next to me when we made these, both were original. I mean what can I say great minds think alike.

  58. fuzz on the concept Says:
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    Were it not for your bad luck … you would have no luck at all.

  59. shastastory Says:
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    Nucky Lumbers: 001, 96, 77, 12, 11

  60. SesameStreetgang Says:
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    You must pay the price for happiness (In bed).
    Lucky Numbers: 1-800-HOOKERS

  61. SesameStreetgang Says:
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    Have you seen my keys?

  62. SesameStreetgang Says:
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    Hah!

  63. SesameStreetgang Says:
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    Do not eat.

  64. danielo Says:
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    If you eat this cookie, it will die, but your mother will live.

  65. fyrtygr Says:
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    This cookie is fat-free & sugar-free… the rest of your meal wasn’t, and it shows.

  66. fyrtygr Says:
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    Ancient Chinese Secret: this cookie made in India.

  67. Barnaby Hayes Says:
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    I had sex with your wife.

  68. Mike Fo' Sho' Says:
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    Just because it has broccoli doesn’t make it a salad, tubby!

  69. Mach3 Says:
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    Your ideas are stagnant and cold at best.

  70. Mach3 Says:
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    +2×2

    For 19 and 21, hilarious

  71. Mach3 Says:
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    Your Zodiac vegetable is a bland winter turnip.

  72. fyrtygr Says:
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    You cookie like you life… full of meaningless words.

  73. Jay Hart Says:
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    Please leave a tip.

  74. Mach3 Says:
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    Your first born child will turn out to be the spawn of Hitler and Satan’s evil twin.

  75. Mach3 Says:
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    Take advantage of this booming economy while you can.

  76. Alex Says:
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    Duck!

  77. Iaoai Says:
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    Life is a tedious voyage with no respite save for the cold, unfeeling clutch of death. Plus you’re ugly.

  78. Alex Says:
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    We are slaves forced to cut paper into small pieces and put them inside cookies–send help!

  79. Mike Fo' Sho' Says:
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    but if it doesn’t come true, then it that means it did. So that means that it didn’t actually come true, which means that it actually did come true. Which mean that it didn’t…

  80. Mike Fo' Sho' Says:
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    You have no reason to be so confident.

  81. Alex Says:
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    [In the immortal words of Chris Rock]

    Take off that silly-ass hat.

  82. What Says:
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    Aim to finish last, for it is the only way you will achieve success.

  83. fooly cooly Says:
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    i don’t get it

  84. greg Says:
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    I’ve got a bad feeling about this.

  85. greg Says:
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    Lame (Peking) Duck Executive Order #66:
    Shoes will no longer be warn at dinner or press conferences.

  86. greg Says:
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    O O O! Of course it should have been an o! The word is worn! I know better ‘n ‘at. -GW

  87. greg Says:
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    Hey, Gabriel, can you fix that up too? We wouldn’t want an Executive Order look like it was written by an idiot.

    Wait….never mind.

  88. greg Says:
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    Racism is treason.

  89. greg Says:
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    They just discovered almost 2000 “new” species of animals. Do you suppose we are replacable?

  90. greg Says:
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    I’ll bet you go to Renaissance Faires in costume too.

  91. greg Says:
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    Hello, Angels! This is Charlie! Get me out of this damned cookie factory!

  92. Alex Says:
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    Touchè

  93. greg Says:
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    Unless you do something about it right now, in twenty-two minutes your (continued)

  94. greg Says:
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    SURGEON GENERAL REQUIRED WARNING:
    Fortune cookies have been linked to heart disease, stroke, cancer, and receiving useful information just moments after you needed it.

  95. jbirdpowers Says:
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    There are two kinds of people in this world: those who are the cookie, and those who eat the cookie

  96. jbirdpowers Says:
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    If you eat this, they will come.

  97. dana Says:
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    One day soon, you will wish this cookie had better advice.

  98. greg Says:
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    “Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to misery, misery leads to Haagen Dazs chocolate chocolate chip, therein may you find your truth.” Yoda Paraphrasia, Yeti Master and Haagen Dazs spokesthingie

  99. SesameStreetgang Says:
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    Chairman Mao is watching you.

  100. BigMomma Says:
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    You will soon be greeted by indigestion.

  101. BigMomma Says:
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    I peed in the egg drop soup.
    -the chef

  102. What Says:
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    You will be pleasantly surprised by a foul stench.

  103. Mach3 Says:
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    …as opposed to molten hot

  104. Mach3 Says:
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    A major career opportunity awaits you at the pork rendering plant

  105. Mach3 Says:
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    You will embark on exotic and exciting travels, only to be interrupted by a nuclear winter.

  106. fuzz on the concept Says:
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    Dividing something by nothing isn’t the same as not dividing it. That’s putting fuzz on the math concept, What. :)

    Dividing an apple by 1/2, for instance, is the same as asking how many halves are present in one apple, and the answer would be 2. And of course the smaller the fraction you use — 1/3, 1/4, 1/5, 1/1,000,000 — the higher the resulting times it will divide into something. So dividing an apple by an infinitesimally small fraction (a fraction that is so small it approaches “nothing”) would result in an infinitely large number.

  107. Mach3 Says:
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    Confucius Say: Offensive Chinese diction easily entertain you stupid American

  108. fuzz on the concept Says:
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    … in which case an infinite amount of nothing would add up to one apple. :)

  109. Iaoai Says:
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    Will this order also seek to eliminate the Jedi?

  110. Iaoai Says:
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    You are what’s wrong with society.

  111. Iaoai Says:
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    In a world full of war, famine, and genocide, you choose to spend your afternoon in a mall’s food court.

  112. giraffe1089 Says:
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    He’s dead because of you.

    (back)

    Let’s Learn Chinese!
    殺人犯 (shā rén fàn)
    You know what it means.

  113. giraffe1089 Says:
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    “Costumes in the bedroom can spruce up that lull in your sex life”
    ?

  114. pennydreadful Says:
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    Up up down down left right left right B A Select Start

  115. giraffe1089 Says:
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    oops!

    iphone.jpg

  116. What Says:
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    Never underestimate bigots.

  117. SesameStreetgang Says:
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    This fortune isn’t for you!

  118. fyrtygr Says:
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    A new form of insider trading?

  119. fyrtygr Says:
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    Buy lucky stocks now… FTN CKY

  120. Mach3 Says:
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    The “apple” represented the set of all real numbers.

  121. Alex Says:
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    How many licks does it take to get to the message-bearing-paper center of this fortune cookie? The world will never know.

  122. Alex Says:
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    Learn to cook and the climax of your next date will be better than exchanging cookie fortunes.

  123. Alex Says:
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    Ever wonder why fortune cookies are shaped like that? The day is soon upon you when all shall be made clear…

  124. Alex Says:
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    You have ten seconds to evacuate the premises.
    10…

  125. Alex Says:
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    Did you know there is an odorless, tasteless toxin found in .09% of all fortune cookies? It takes about a week to set in.

  126. Alex Says:
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    The opening of the Intercolonial Railway of Canada in 1876 provided a fast connection from the port of Bathurst to the rest of North America which was essential for developing the region’s principal industries in forestry and zinc mining.

  127. etmoose Says:
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    It’s a boy! Or didn’t you know?

  128. etmoose Says:
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    An island vacation awaits you.

    Lucky Numbers: 4 8 15 16 23 42

  129. Mach3 Says:
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    +2 only because Lost is awesome, or at least the 1st and most of the 2nd and 4th seasons. I can see this actually happening in one of the flashbacks of the characters:

    Jin gets it in a fortune cookie in Sydney but because he does not yet understand English it is completely dismissed. Meanwhile, Sun is cheating on him via threesome with Jack’s father and Hurley. If this happens in the 5th season I am suing ABC.

  130. Mach3 Says:
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    Your gloomy and anguished future has prepared you for your dark and troubling past. Enjoy :)

  131. Jakutz Says:
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    I read this earlier and didn’t really like it. I read it again just now and loved it. I guess I had to be in the mood. Nice entry.

  132. Jakutz Says:
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    http://www.mentalmagma.com

  133. Jakutz Says:
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    That’s not meant to be a link – just a random cookie ad.

  134. rudolfs001 Says:
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    x/0=Inf.
    x=inf/0
    x=any number you want.

  135. rudolfs001 Says:
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    doh, can’t edit, but it’s supposed to be:
    x/0=Inf.
    x=inf*0
    x=any number you want.

  136. greg Says:
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    You’re not paranoid. We really are after you. Hope you enjoyed dinner.

  137. rudolfs001 Says:
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    …42…

  138. rudolfs001 Says:
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    Sirius Black’s middle name is Lee.

  139. rudolfs001 Says:
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    For the next day, everyone you meet will say “your mom” after everything that comes out of your mouth. Plan accordingly.

  140. rudolfs001 Says:
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    This made me giggle a little bit on the inside.

  141. SesameStreetgang Says:
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    We’re holding your family hostage. Leave your wallet on the table and go.

  142. amueth Says:
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    Those were the droids you were looking for

  143. Mach3 Says:
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    I didn’t know Mos Eisley had a Chinese place

  144. greg Says:
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    This cortune fookie belongs to a bon of a sitch.

  145. Shirin Says:
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    An untapped advertising resource!

  146. Misha G Says:
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    Its owned by Jawas…

  147. Barnaby Hayes Says:
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    Bummer.

  148. Barnaby Hayes Says:
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    No I don’t…why don’t you tell us?

  149. Dickleby Sugarshack Says:
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    Seinfeld reference?

  150. Dickleby Sugarshack Says:
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    Ha!

  151. Iaoai Says:
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    Hilarious because I actually want that fortune cookie! Who doesn’t love Canadian trivia?

  152. Misha G Says:
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    You will join KwizMaster.com

  153. Mach3 Says:
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    The jerk store called, they’re running out of you!

  154. Mach3 Says:
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    “plus you’re ugly” is the poisoned icing on the bizarro cake of achingly depressing futility.

  155. Mach3 Says:
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    You can have your cake, and eat it too, as long as you are OK with Type 2 diabetes.

  156. Mach3 Says:
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    You will live a long and carefree life in a chronic vegetative coma.

  157. Drewbert Says:
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    like a tonion

  158. Drewbert Says:
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    Good. Now exit the building, walk to the corner and ask the man in the gray coat for the time. Follow him to the alley and leave the briefcase. If you want to see Billy and Suzy alive, tell no one.

  159. Mach3 Says:
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    I’m very puzzled on how exactly this is related to a bizarro fortune cookie…

    Maybe if it said “Treatus Fortunas Animus! Your soul now belongs to Voldemort”

  160. Mach3 Says:
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    I feel like I am missing something

  161. SomeGuyNamedDoug Says:
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    Oh, I didn’t get it until I said it out loud.

  162. Barnaby Hayes Says:
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    Ha ha…exactly. According to Kramer, my entry is the ultimate come-back! We all know how that turned out, though…

  163. SesameStreetgang Says:
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    This is your fortune.

  164. Mach3 Says:
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    if it was truly bizarro, the opposite would be prophesized, since the aforementioned fortune is inevitable in our universe

  165. greg Says:
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    A trainload of orphans colliding with a low-flying plane load of puppies starting a fire that destroys Disneyland is only almost as sad as your life. Call 1-800-SUI-CIDE. We can help.

  166. etmoose Says:
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    I don’t know what it is about this entry, but it has made me laugh every time I see it. +2

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    Hi I’m Jakutz…

  168. jbirdpowers Says:
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    Hey look, you found Waldo!

  169. Iaoai Says:
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    Eight people died to make this one cookie.

  170. Jakutz Says:
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    I would definitely eat chinese food more often if I knew I had the lives of eight people in my hands.

  171. greg Says:
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    You might be eating more Chinese.

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    It’s a cook book! It’s a cook book!

  173. giraffe1089 Says:
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    According to google translate, murderer.

  174. giraffe1089 Says:
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    iPhone girl, anyone?

  175. What Says:
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    Hmm, this is actually a lot more clever than I initially thought. Good ole’ context.

  176. daughter Says:
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    Seek not your fortunes on the high seas, no, nor under the moldy loam.
    For when you seek, you always find that your fortunes never left home.

  177. dana Says:
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    that made me laugh out loud.

  178. Alex Says:
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    True indeed. +2.

  179. Mike Fo' Sho' Says:
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    Why don’t you call you mother more often?

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    oh my gosh that’s hilarious +2

  181. greg Says:
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    You will always have your best idea for the MM Contest of the Week at 5:01 PM on Friday.

  182. greg Says:
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    …and he lives in Nocturne Alley, which is across the street and over one from Diagon Alley. Abverbicus Absurdicus!

  183. Alex Says:
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    I guess I should mention that these words came straight from here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bathurst,_New_Brunswick

    I’ve never understood just what and what isn’t a fair use of text from Wikipedia, but considering how dry and factual the words are, they could probably be rephrased without real plagiarism if one did not want them to be exactly the ones on that page.

  184. SesameStreetgang Says:
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    There is no God.

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    As like the words “Cortune Fookie” Lucky Numbers for planet Htrae: 100, 69, 77 (ate more), 21, 11 (no changey, lol)

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