Jan 19 2009
Contest #30: Knickergate
Remember when you were a kid and you wanted to be an underwear designer?
You: Mom, can I be an underwear designer when I grow up?
Your Mom: No, sorry, only the children of the extremely wealthy and powerful can be underwear designers.
Well, no offense, but your Mom was wrong. For Contest #30, an underwear designer is exactly what you’re going to get to be.
The challenge this week is to design some underwear based around the theme of American Presidents. The two types of underwear for which you can design are boxers and thongs. You can simply describe the underwear, upload images of it (images must include only non-copyrighted art), or a combination. When we say “around the theme of American Presidents”, we mean the undies could have Presidential quotes, images, involve iconic objects (like the Oval Office), etc.; this is probably the most open design contest we’ve had. Just take the theme and design some awesome underwear.
Standard contest timeline and contest rules apply this week. By leaving an entry you are agreeing to those rules. The entry voted the favorite by MM users will earn its author their choice of a $40 Amazon.com gift certificate OR a $80 gift certificate to the MM Online Store.
Contest Summary
Assignment: Design boxers or thongs with a Presidential theme.
How to enter: Write your entry in the Contest Entries section.
Deadline: Friday, January 23rd at 5pm EST
Prize: Your choice of a $40 Amazon.com gift certificate OR a $80 gift certificate to the MM Online Store.
Announcement: This contest is closed. Feel free to continue to leave your answers here, but you'll be doing so strictly for our edification. Why don't you see what's going on in the forum or check out the latest update or contest?
January 19th, 2009 at 1:16 am
Embroidered thereon would be:
“Read my lips.” and “Bush #1″
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January 19th, 2009 at 1:21 am
Ask not what your count(ry) can do for you, ask what you can do for your count(ry).
It might be nice to divide the phrase and further enhance the “set” quality of the garments.
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January 19th, 2009 at 1:38 am
In case you can’t see the imprint, it says:
“Ich bin ein berliner!”
It has been said that Jackie enjoyed an occasional Bavarian Creme.
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January 19th, 2009 at 1:55 am
Don’t ask – Don’t tell – Don’t ask – Don’t tell – Don’t ask – Don’t tell
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January 19th, 2009 at 2:10 am
RARELY IS THE QUESTION ASKED:
IS OUR CHILDREN LEARNING?
–G.W.BUSH
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January 19th, 2009 at 2:25 am
Boxers with a pattern of Teddy Roosevelt’s face and the phrase, “Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick” written over the crotch.
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Alex reply on January 19th, 2009 5:10 am:
Was about to enter this. I suppose the innuendo’s not too hard to spot in that phrase. I’ll take the other Roosevelt.
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rudolfs001 reply on January 21st, 2009 1:43 pm:
yessss
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January 19th, 2009 at 2:42 am
Bill Clinton declined to have underwear designed to commemorate his Presidency, citing his unique tenure in office sans undies, thus supporting his desire to be singularly our “Commando-in-Chief.”
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Alex reply on January 19th, 2009 5:12 am:
This should get the “so-bad-it’s-good” gift certificate. I love stomachache-inducing puns.
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January 19th, 2009 at 5:15 am
Velvety red and white stripes horizontal for the most part. A blue velvet patch over the crotch with white script: “Nothing to fear but fear itself”.
*cue Marvin Gaye’s “Let’s Get it On” mashed-up with Marilyn Monroe’s “Happy Birthday Mr. President”*
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January 19th, 2009 at 5:18 am
Boxers with the word “Tricky” above or to the left of a picture of (Tricky Dick) Nixon.
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Iaoai reply on January 19th, 2009 12:25 pm:
I was just about to do THAT one. We appear to be evenly matched for this one.
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January 19th, 2009 at 5:21 am
Less classy version of Nixon underwear: men’s boxers, large print of Nixon’s face, conveniently-placed hole for Nixon’s nose.
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January 19th, 2009 at 5:26 am
Two things printed on the left and right front of boxers:
LEFT: Picture of FDR standing up next to his wheel chair.
RIGHT: The words “President Erect”.
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greg reply on January 19th, 2009 8:54 am:
right back atcha!
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January 19th, 2009 at 5:47 am
Revealing boxers with a picture of James Monroe and his quote, “A little flattery will support a man through great fatigue.”
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January 19th, 2009 at 5:52 am
A picture of Millard Fillmore on boxers. It would say, “Please don’t fake an orgasm,” followed by his quote, “An honorable defeat is better than a dishonorable victory.”
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January 19th, 2009 at 5:56 am
Very loose fitting boxers with Dwight Eisenhower’s quote, “America is best described by one word, freedom.”
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Alex reply on January 19th, 2009 6:07 am:
LOL. This could be the best contest ever.
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January 19th, 2009 at 6:02 am
A thong with martini glasses all over it and a picture of Ulysses S Grant. It would have this quote of his, “My failures have been errors of judgment, not of intent.”
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January 19th, 2009 at 8:38 am
FRONT: Can we do it?
BACK: Yes We Can!
Is this Obama or Bob the Builder?
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January 19th, 2009 at 8:52 am
Sometimes when I’m asleep, I think of Hop on Pop. -GWB
with the picture in back.
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January 19th, 2009 at 9:03 am
On the waist band of a roomy-in-front thong:
“It’s big enough to take care of itself.” –Ronald Reagan
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January 19th, 2009 at 9:08 am
Written across the backside of boxers:
“Well, I screwed it up real good, didn’t I?” RMNixon
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January 19th, 2009 at 12:29 pm
Boxers printed with the phrase, “How ’bout a Polk?” with James K. Polk’s picture.
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January 19th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
A thong with one phrase: “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this thong!”
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January 19th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
George Washington boxers that say, “It’s not just the teeth that are made of wood.”
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January 19th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Harry S Truman boxers with the slogan, “The Fuck Stops Here”.
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January 19th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
“Good ballplayers make good citizens.” -Chester Alan Arthur
This could be on a thong or boxers perhaps a matching set with boxers labeled ballplayer and thong labeled citizen or even the other was around.
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jbirdpowers reply on January 19th, 2009 1:05 pm:
“I have had many troubles in my life, but the worst of them never came.” -James Abram Garfield
This quote on the right and on the left a disappointing picture of Garfield.
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jbirdpowers reply on January 19th, 2009 2:18 pm:
That was my mistake it should be an entry.
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January 19th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
“I know what I am fit for. I can command a body of men in a rough way; but I am not fit to be President.” -Andrew Jackson This would be on a thong we would just leave the last part of the quote off.
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January 19th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
On the front of a pair of boxers-
“Womankind must put an end to this, or this will put an end to womankind.”
- John F. Kennedy
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January 19th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
“Do what you can, with what you have.”
-Theodore Roosevelt
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January 19th, 2009 at 2:17 pm
“Liberty, when it begins to take root, is a plant of rapid growth.”-George Washington This quote on a pair boxers where liberty is in the middle of the boxers.
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January 19th, 2009 at 2:19 pm
“I have had many troubles in my life, but the worst of them never came.” -James Abram Garfield
This quote on the right and on the left a disappointing picture of Garfield.
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January 19th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
On one side of a pair of boxers George Washington standing holding an ax, and on the other, “I’ll cut down your cherry tree.” and on the back a cherry tree.
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jbirdpowers reply on January 19th, 2009 2:23 pm:
I guess we could keep the cherry tree for a matching thong.
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January 19th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
A pair of boxers with a nude (or towel/bubble wrapped) Winston Churchill standing on the left pantleg, a surprised FDR on the other, and this timeless quote across the front:
“You see, Mr. President, I have nothing to hide from you.”
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January 19th, 2009 at 6:25 pm
The “Commander in Briefs”
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January 19th, 2009 at 6:27 pm
Boxers with, “Pardons Here” written above the fly.
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January 19th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
Look at that thing!
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January 19th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
“Attention Pitbulls: Apply Lipstick Here”
VVVVV
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January 19th, 2009 at 7:50 pm
“when the president does it that means that it is not illegal”
(nixon)
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January 19th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
On boxers decorated like a voting booth:
“Pull my lever.”
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January 19th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
Centered on the front of a thong:
OBAMA
the other
big “O”
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January 19th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
Boxers that look a bit worn with this…
“Four score, and that was just lastnight…”
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January 19th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
A thong with this…
“Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.”
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January 19th, 2009 at 10:14 pm
“A decent and manly examination of the acts [of the Government] should be not only tolerated, but encouraged.”
on a crotchless thong.
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January 19th, 2009 at 11:04 pm
A thong with a picture of GW (number 2) on the front and on the back the words “doesnt belong”
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January 19th, 2009 at 11:08 pm
Thong-
Just Like Nader, You’re Never Getting In.
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Mike Fo' Sho' reply on January 20th, 2009 8:45 pm:
i suppose this could also be on boxers.
Front: Just Like Nader…
Back: You’re Never Getting In.
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January 20th, 2009 at 12:50 am
Maternity panties with WATERGATE printed across the front
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January 20th, 2009 at 12:53 am
Boxers with The Smoking Gun printed across the crotch and Nixon’s ashamed face caricatured on the back…hmmm…maybe as a match set with the maternity panties? (WATERGATE)
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January 20th, 2009 at 2:13 am
Thong. “I can see Russia from here.”
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January 20th, 2009 at 2:13 am
Thong. “Don’t interfere with this Bush Doctrine.
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January 20th, 2009 at 5:06 am
Heroic underwear:
“Heroism is not only in the man, but in the occasion.” – Calvin Coolidge
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January 20th, 2009 at 5:40 am
Picture of Reagan on a large diaper
“Ronald Reagan Depends: Sometimes, Trickle-down is not the answer.”
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January 20th, 2009 at 5:52 am
On ladies’ (dominatrix?) undergarments:
“There are two kinds of women, those who want power in the world and those who want power in bed” – Jackie Kennedy
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January 20th, 2009 at 5:54 am
Peppy, bold-colored pictures of Bob Dole and a large purple pill on men’s underwear. Quote between pictures reads:
“I may lose elections, but never erections.”
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January 20th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
Boxers with two small pockets on either side with an enbroidered “CHANGE” on
the pocket flaps.
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SesameStreetgang reply on January 21st, 2009 5:14 pm:
I’ve always wanted boxers with pockets.
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Shirin reply on January 22nd, 2009 9:16 am:
What would you put in them?
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SesameStreetgang reply on January 22nd, 2009 1:55 pm:
Condoms. And Mints.
January 20th, 2009 at 7:34 pm
Boxers with pictures of top-hats:
“Emancipation Procreation”
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January 20th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
A picture of Obama holding a razor. “No More Bush.”
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January 20th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
Jimmy Carter underwear:
“I got the best nuts in the country!”
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January 21st, 2009 at 3:03 am
John McCain’s boxer’s. On the back it says, “I got beat by Obama” on the front legs it says ,” and I have the scars to prove it”
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January 21st, 2009 at 3:20 am
Obama’s inaugural boxers:
Red, White and Blue
On the front they read: “Stimulus Package”
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SesameStreetgang reply on January 23rd, 2009 1:13 pm:
This is one of my favorites so far.
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January 21st, 2009 at 3:55 pm
They could simply say, “Inspected by Lewinski”
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January 21st, 2009 at 3:55 pm
or “Read my lips”
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January 21st, 2009 at 5:16 pm
Boxers with a picture of the Washington Monument on the front:
“To scale.”
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January 21st, 2009 at 7:45 pm
Boxers.
“Solid as Barack.”
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January 21st, 2009 at 8:15 pm
crotchless panties
“Andrew Johnson”
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January 22nd, 2009 at 11:03 am
A thong/g-string with “Never spend your money before you have it.”
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January 22nd, 2009 at 11:05 am
tighty whities
“Be sincere; be brief; be seated”
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January 22nd, 2009 at 11:08 am
Boxers with our current president’s 2012 re-election slogan on them.
“Once black and you’ll never go back”.
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January 22nd, 2009 at 11:10 am
Thong.
“Don’t talk about what you have done, or what you are going to do.”
-Thomas Jefferson
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January 22nd, 2009 at 9:04 pm
“Herbert Hoover”
A pair of boxers with pictures of vacuum’s all over it, and around the waist it reads “A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus”
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January 22nd, 2009 at 10:22 pm
In the style of the popular “Ellen” underwear:
LIVE – LOVE – LEGISLATE
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January 23rd, 2009 at 4:21 am
Boxers with “44th Inaugural Oath of Office” on the waist band, “Let’s do it again…” on the front, and “…with an abundance of caution,” on the back.
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January 23rd, 2009 at 11:45 am
A big fist on the back of boxers:
“When Chuck Norris tells you to vote for Mike Huckaby, you vote for Mike Huckaby!”
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January 23rd, 2009 at 1:17 pm
Boxers with a picture of Lincoln on them:
“Ever done it in a Ford?”
(Specifically designed to attract sexy librarians)
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January 23rd, 2009 at 11:22 pm
my superhero power is to squirt u with my gun and shrink u cuz im a little dude cant beat up big guys
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