Jul 21 2008

Contest #4: Improbable Hotdog

Category: Uncategorized @ 2:46 am

Improbable Hotdog

This week is MM's very first merch contest, where we turn your ideas into real-world items at our online store. In recognition of the momentousness of this week’s contest in MM history, first place will receive a $50 Amazon.com gift certificate.

Also, any entry that is sold in our online store will earn its creator $1 for each item bought during the first month it’s available. We’re projecting somewhere between zero and positive infinity units to sell.

This week's contest was inspired by the folks over at Despair.com. They make parodies of those inspirational posters you see in locker rooms and teachers' offices. For this contest, you’ll be writing captions for one of the following photos: (click on thumbnail to see larger version):

Write the photo's name (Statue, Hot dog, Bugs, or Urinal) with your own caption in the contest entries section; you can write unlimited captions (but one per entry, so each can be rated individually). The MM gurus want your help in choosing five finalists to be voted on at the end of the week, so be sure to click the "thumbs-up" button for your favorite entries.

I need to say one word about adult content. I know we have photos depicting a row of urinals and a nude man, but we want captions that wouldn’t make us too embarrassed to have around when Grandma comes over (not dirty grandma, the other one).

By leaving an entry you are agreeing to the contest rules and terms.

Contest Summary:

What you have to do: Write a caption for one of the photos shown on this post.
How to enter: Write your entry in the Contest Entries section.
Deadline: Friday, July 25th at 5pm EST
Prize: A $50 Amazon.com gift certificate

Photos (from left to right) by Flickr users: streetoftrees johnfeinstein loafaesofa dark_mephi
Photos used under creative commons license.

Announcement: This contest is closed. Feel free to continue to leave your answers here, but you'll be doing so strictly for our edification. Why don't you check out the latest update or contest?

300 Responses to “Contest #4: Improbable Hotdog”

  1. Tiago Says:
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    Statue:

    Children Juggling: Because those babies won’t kick themselves.

  2. Tiago Says:
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    Statue:

    Children Juggling: Because those babies won’t kick themselves.

  3. Garrett Says:
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    Urinal:
    “AMBITION
    Your picture’s on a urinal wall,
    Someday you’ll get that adult diaper ad!”

  4. Garrett Says:
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    Urinal:
    “AMBITION
    Your picture’s on a urinal wall,
    Someday you’ll get that adult diaper ad!”

  5. Garrett Says:
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    Hot Dog:
    “Yeah, but 5 seconds from when?”

  6. Garrett Says:
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    Hot Dog:
    “Yeah, but 5 seconds from when?”

  7. Garrett Says:
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    Statue:
    “Be free! Throw off the chains of your bondage – no matter how big, small, or infantile.”

  8. Garrett Says:
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    Statue:
    “Be free! Throw off the chains of your bondage – no matter how big, small, or infantile.”

  9. Garrett Says:
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    Hot Dog:
    “RELATIVITY
    You know what’s inside, but you don’t care. . .”

  10. Garrett Says:
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    Hot Dog:
    “RELATIVITY
    You know what’s inside, but you don’t care. . .”

  11. IngShoe Says:
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    BUGS:

    Use protection.
    There are a lot of bugs hiding out there.

  12. IngShoe Says:
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    BUGS:

    Use protection.
    There are a lot of bugs hiding out there.

  13. IngShoe Says:
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    HOT DOG:

    In the end, even the top dog falls.

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    HOT DOG:

    In the end, even the top dog falls.

  15. IngShoe Says:
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    STATUE:

    Don’t let your rage turn you into a monumental jerk.
    Anger management can help you kick your problem.

  16. IngShoe Says:
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    STATUE:

    Don’t let your rage turn you into a monumental jerk.
    Anger management can help you kick your problem.

  17. greg hunter Says:
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    STATUE:
    Cherish the days when they’re still the fuzzy side of Velcro.

  18. greg hunter Says:
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    STATUE:
    Cherish the days when they’re still the fuzzy side of Velcro.

  19. greg hunter Says:
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    BUGS:
    Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Does that back-up signal bug you too? Ouch!

  20. greg hunter Says:
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    BUGS:
    Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Does that back-up signal bug you too? Ouch!

  21. greg hunter Says:
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    “No, I did not hide the weiner on those steps. Oh, is THAT what you meant by the earlier question?”
    (President Bill Clinton upon leaving the White House)

  22. greg hunter Says:
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    “No, I did not hide the weiner on those steps. Oh, is THAT what you meant by the earlier question?”
    (President Bill Clinton upon leaving the White House)

  23. greg hunter Says:
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    Sorry…forgot to mention which picture. But I suppose you can guess. For the rulebook: HOTDOG in BUN

  24. greg hunter Says:
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    Sorry…forgot to mention which picture. But I suppose you can guess. For the rulebook: HOTDOG in BUN

  25. greg hunter Says:
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    RESTROOM

    “Boy, that must be one of them YER-A-PEEIN’ rest areas.”

  26. greg hunter Says:
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    RESTROOM

    “Boy, that must be one of them YER-A-PEEIN’ rest areas.”

  27. greg hunter Says:
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    BUGS:

    Tete a tete or derier a derier, cooperation gets the job done.

  28. greg hunter Says:
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    BUGS:

    Tete a tete or derier a derier, cooperation gets the job done.

  29. greg hunter Says:
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    HOTDOG:

    SUCCESS is measured in how much of you remains after you reach the top.

  30. greg hunter Says:
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    HOTDOG:

    SUCCESS is measured in how much of you remains after you reach the top.

  31. greg hunter Says:
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    RESTROOM

    Dignity is in the eye of the beheld.

  32. greg hunter Says:
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    RESTROOM

    Dignity is in the eye of the beheld.

  33. greg hunter Says:
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    STATUE:

    Auntie Em was right! Don’t start posing for your statue now, we’ll pick something stupid after you’re dead.

  34. greg hunter Says:
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    STATUE:

    Auntie Em was right! Don’t start posing for your statue now, we’ll pick something stupid after you’re dead.

  35. David Says:
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    STATUE:

    It’s about time we did something to remember the Vets of the Baby Wars.

  36. David Says:
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    STATUE:

    It’s about time we did something to remember the Vets of the Baby Wars.

  37. greg hunter Says:
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    BUGS:
    Familiarity breeds contempt.

  38. greg hunter Says:
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    BUGS:
    Familiarity breeds contempt.

  39. greg hunter Says:
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    STATUE:
    Even the first Soviet sculptors didn’t quite understand Marxism…they were close…oh, so close…ah, well.

  40. greg hunter Says:
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    STATUE:
    Even the first Soviet sculptors didn’t quite understand Marxism…they were close…oh, so close…ah, well.

  41. greg hunter Says:
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    HOTBURG:
    “I’m just a Bill, and I’m sittin’ here on Capitol Hill…”

  42. greg hunter Says:
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    HOTBURG:
    “I’m just a Bill, and I’m sittin’ here on Capitol Hill…”

  43. dlawhon Says:
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    URINAL
    “It’s all in your head. I can do it. Come on. It’s all in your head.”

  44. dlawhon Says:
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    URINAL
    “It’s all in your head. I can do it. Come on. It’s all in your head.”

  45. greg hunter Says:
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    hotburg? what am I thinking? geesh!

  46. greg hunter Says:
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    hotburg? what am I thinking? geesh!

  47. dlawhon Says:
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    BUGS
    “Are you watching TV back there?”

  48. dlawhon Says:
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    BUGS
    “Are you watching TV back there?”

  49. Tlawhon Says:
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    Statue
    “I love the smell of baby blood in the morning!”

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    Statue
    “I love the smell of baby blood in the morning!”

  51. Tlawhon Says:
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    Hot Dog
    “Hey Pal! If you see my better half, can you do me favor? Please let him know he completes me.”

  52. Tlawhon Says:
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    Hot Dog
    “Hey Pal! If you see my better half, can you do me favor? Please let him know he completes me.”

  53. Tlawhon Says:
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    statue

    “Damnit, Daddy has told you he doesn’t have time for yall to get a shower too! Now beat it.”

  54. Tlawhon Says:
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    statue

    “Damnit, Daddy has told you he doesn’t have time for yall to get a shower too! Now beat it.”

  55. Tlawhon Says:
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    Statue

    Wow! Michael back off the Jesus Juice bubby, your getting kind of physical with the kid’s!

  56. Tlawhon Says:
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    Statue

    Wow! Michael back off the Jesus Juice bubby, your getting kind of physical with the kid’s!

  57. Nietsche Pascal Says:
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    Statue:
    Men reap what they sow, too! Keep your pants up.

  58. Nietsche Pascal Says:
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    Statue:
    Men reap what they sow, too! Keep your pants up.

  59. greg hunter Says:
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    STATUE:
    Thou shall parent what thou hast fathered.

  60. greg hunter Says:
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    STATUE:
    Thou shall parent what thou hast fathered.

  61. greg hunter Says:
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    STATUE:
    Budding – the preferred reproductive process for the asexual.

  62. greg hunter Says:
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    STATUE:
    Budding – the preferred reproductive process for the asexual.

  63. greg hunter Says:
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    URINAL:
    Behind the scenes at a snowcone flavor development lab

  64. greg hunter Says:
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    URINAL:
    Behind the scenes at a snowcone flavor development lab

  65. greg hunter Says:
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    BUGS:
    If you keep doing that, it’ll get stuck that way–SEE! I told you!

  66. greg hunter Says:
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    BUGS:
    If you keep doing that, it’ll get stuck that way–SEE! I told you!

  67. greg hunter Says:
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    HOTDOG:
    “…’cause if I were an Oscar Meyer wiener, everyone would…oh, bite me!”

  68. greg hunter Says:
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    HOTDOG:
    “…’cause if I were an Oscar Meyer wiener, everyone would…oh, bite me!”

  69. Emily Says:
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    BUGS:
    Where’s the raid when you need it?

  70. Emily Says:
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    BUGS:
    Where’s the raid when you need it?

  71. Emily Says:
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    STATUE:
    One baby down, three to go.

  72. Emily Says:
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    STATUE:
    One baby down, three to go.

  73. vlad Says:
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    STATUE
    Cosmo Kramer’s karate class.

  74. vlad Says:
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    STATUE
    Cosmo Kramer’s karate class.

  75. Louis Coxe Says:
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    (Hot Dog)

    Where Little Jack Horner got sick in a corner

  76. Louis Coxe Says:
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    (Hot Dog)

    Where Little Jack Horner got sick in a corner

  77. David Says:
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    Hot Dog

    That is not what I meant, by playing hide the wiener.

  78. David Says:
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    Hot Dog

    That is not what I meant, by playing hide the wiener.

  79. Brendan Says:
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    STATUE

    Tenacity: Because even an army of flying babies can’t stop you today.

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    STATUE

    Tenacity: Because even an army of flying babies can’t stop you today.

  81. Jay B. Says:
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    (Statue)

    Immunization:

    Because the Baby Zombie Apocalypse is not as cute as it seems.

  82. Jay B. Says:
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    (Statue)

    Immunization:

    Because the Baby Zombie Apocalypse is not as cute as it seems.

  83. Jay B. Says:
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    (Hot Dog)

    Probality:

    In an infinte universe even hot dogs can perfect masonry.

  84. Jay B. Says:
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    (Hot Dog)

    Probality:

    In an infinte universe even hot dogs can perfect masonry.

  85. Jay B. Says:
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    Probability…what are the chances I could spell that incorrectly?

  86. Jay B. Says:
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    Probability…what are the chances I could spell that incorrectly?

  87. Ellen K. Says:
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    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. And he wasted half of a perfectly good hotdog!

  88. Ellen K. Says:
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    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. And he wasted half of a perfectly good hotdog!

  89. Nietsche Pascal Says:
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    URINAL

    Looking good is everything.

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    URINAL

    Looking good is everything.

  91. Nietsche Pascal Says:
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    HOTDOG

    Go ahead, take a second bite, if you can.

  92. Nietsche Pascal Says:
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    HOTDOG

    Go ahead, take a second bite, if you can.

  93. Nietsche Pascal Says:
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    HOTDOG

    That is me, nothing but meat and buns.

  94. Nietsche Pascal Says:
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    HOTDOG

    That is me, nothing but meat and buns.

  95. Ellen K. Says:
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    Bugs:
    Wipe good: you never know what could grow down there.

  96. Ellen K. Says:
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    Bugs:
    Wipe good: you never know what could grow down there.

  97. Nietsche Pascal Says:
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    HOTDOG
    Going down, up, or suspended? Life is all an illusion.

  98. Nietsche Pascal Says:
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    HOTDOG
    Going down, up, or suspended? Life is all an illusion.

  99. David Says:
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    Bugs

    It didn’t take long to realize the worse possible place for Siamese twins to connect

  100. David Says:
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    Bugs

    It didn’t take long to realize the worse possible place for Siamese twins to connect

  101. Bunny Slippers Says:
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    Go Green! Do it on a leaf.

  102. Bunny Slippers Says:
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    Go Green! Do it on a leaf.

  103. Bunny Slippers Says:
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    (BUGS)

  104. Bunny Slippers Says:
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    (BUGS)

  105. Nietsche Pascal Says:
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    BUGS

    Bush and Cheney before they reicarnated to their present forms.

  106. Nietsche Pascal Says:
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    BUGS

    Bush and Cheney before they reicarnated to their present forms.

  107. Anahita Says:
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    Statue: BELONGING – Where your fellow man doth not fling you aside

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    Statue: BELONGING – Where your fellow man doth not fling you aside

  109. Anahita Says:
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    Hot dog: SERENDIPITY – one man’s trash is another ant’s treasure

  110. Anahita Says:
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    Hot dog: SERENDIPITY – one man’s trash is another ant’s treasure

  111. Anahita Says:
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    Urinal- CONFIDENCE: It’s not how big it is, it’s how high you aim

  112. Anahita Says:
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    Urinal- CONFIDENCE: It’s not how big it is, it’s how high you aim

  113. greg hunter Says:
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    URINAL:
    It’s gotta be … oh no! Not on the shoes!

  114. greg hunter Says:
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    URINAL:
    It’s gotta be … oh no! Not on the shoes!

  115. Anahita Says:
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    Bugs – ETIQUETTE: Always be a lady, even when life hits you from behind

  116. Anahita Says:
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    Bugs – ETIQUETTE: Always be a lady, even when life hits you from behind

  117. greg hunter Says:
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    BUGS:
    If a bug has a bug up its ass, how does it know?

  118. greg hunter Says:
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    BUGS:
    If a bug has a bug up its ass, how does it know?

  119. greg hunter Says:
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    ANY OF THE PICTURES:

    Motivation – The drive to do what you do, regardless of whether it makes any sense.

  120. greg hunter Says:
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    ANY OF THE PICTURES:

    Motivation – The drive to do what you do, regardless of whether it makes any sense.

  121. greg hunter Says:
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    URINAL:
    Can you stand that I stand to pee?

  122. greg hunter Says:
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    URINAL:
    Can you stand that I stand to pee?

  123. greg hunter Says:
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    STATUE:
    Geesh, that barbeque sauce is sticky!

  124. greg hunter Says:
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    STATUE:
    Geesh, that barbeque sauce is sticky!

  125. greg hunter Says:
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    STATUE:
    By the time the fourth cyst appeared, it was too late. I had become my own family tree.

  126. greg hunter Says:
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    STATUE:
    By the time the fourth cyst appeared, it was too late. I had become my own family tree.

  127. greg hunter Says:
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    HOTDOG:
    Oscar, being chronically shy, retreated to a corner and allowed his feelings of inferiority to eat at him.

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    HOTDOG:
    Oscar, being chronically shy, retreated to a corner and allowed his feelings of inferiority to eat at him.

  129. greg hunter Says:
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    URINAL:
    The new UrineScanXL. E-Harmony just got tougher.

  130. greg hunter Says:
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    URINAL:
    The new UrineScanXL. E-Harmony just got tougher.

  131. Nietsche Pascal Says:
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    URINAL:

    Then again, men are not really created equal.

  132. Nietsche Pascal Says:
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    URINAL:

    Then again, men are not really created equal.

  133. greg hunter Says:
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    BUGS:
    And I thought Cat-Dog was gross.

  134. greg hunter Says:
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    BUGS:
    And I thought Cat-Dog was gross.

  135. Anahita Says:
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    Bugs: Sex ed for the kids who don’t get their permission slips signed

  136. Anahita Says:
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    Bugs: Sex ed for the kids who don’t get their permission slips signed

  137. greg hunter Says:
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    URINAL:
    Inspiration – The power to make you do more than you thought you would.

  138. greg hunter Says:
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    URINAL:
    Inspiration – The power to make you do more than you thought you would.

  139. Nietsche Pascal Says:
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    STATUE:

    Choose your babysitter very carefully!

  140. Nietsche Pascal Says:
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    STATUE:

    Choose your babysitter very carefully!

  141. Nietsche Pascal Says:
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    STATUE:

    Thanks God he created Eve.

  142. Nietsche Pascal Says:
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    STATUE:

    Thanks God he created Eve.

  143. greg hunter Says:
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    URINAL:
    Artificial Insemination has its beginnings well in hand.

  144. greg hunter Says:
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    URINAL:
    Artificial Insemination has its beginnings well in hand.

  145. Nietsche Pascal Says:
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    URINAL

    The unconscious reason for why women like horses: They are all cute.

  146. Nietsche Pascal Says:
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    URINAL

    The unconscious reason for why women like horses: They are all cute.

  147. Nietsche Pascal Says:
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    URINAL

    Never take a woman at face value; only if you knew what they were thinking?

  148. Nietsche Pascal Says:
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    URINAL

    Never take a woman at face value; only if you knew what they were thinking?

  149. Nietsche Pascal Says:
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    URINAL

    Imagination is 3/4th of reality, keep on dreaming.

  150. Nietsche Pascal Says:
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    URINAL

    Imagination is 3/4th of reality, keep on dreaming.

  151. Nietsche Pascal Says:
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    STATUE

    Women are badly needed for protecting a poor naked man from vicious motherless babies; somebody better marry me.

  152. Nietsche Pascal Says:
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    STATUE

    Women are badly needed for protecting a poor naked man from vicious motherless babies; somebody better marry me.

  153. Nietsche Pascal Says:
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    BUGS

    Treat the environment gingerly, there might be fragile life where you step.

  154. Nietsche Pascal Says:
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    BUGS

    Treat the environment gingerly, there might be fragile life where you step.

  155. Nietsche Pascal Says:
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    HOTDOG

    Don’t be wasteful, millions go to bed hugry!

  156. Nietsche Pascal Says:
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    HOTDOG

    Don’t be wasteful, millions go to bed hugry!

  157. Tiago Says:
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    HOT DOG

    I’ve come from the future to trash your diet.

  158. Tiago Says:
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    HOT DOG

    I’ve come from the future to trash your diet.

  159. Joe Says:
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    Statue:

    Now we know how babies are really made!

  160. Joe Says:
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    Statue:

    Now we know how babies are really made!

  161. IngShoe Says:
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    URINAL:

    Instructions for the new American voting machine:
    1) drink a few beers
    2) vote for the candidate of your choice
    3) flush

  162. IngShoe Says:
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    URINAL:

    Instructions for the new American voting machine:
    1) drink a few beers
    2) vote for the candidate of your choice
    3) flush

  163. Trent Gotay Says:
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    STATUE

    Why I don’t let Medusa babysit anymore.

  164. Trent Gotay Says:
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    STATUE

    Why I don’t let Medusa babysit anymore.

  165. Trent Gotay Says:
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    URINAL

    This is the worst dating service ever.

  166. Trent Gotay Says:
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    URINAL

    This is the worst dating service ever.

  167. Trent Gotay Says:
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    BUGS

    So… Where did you get these tickets again?

  168. Trent Gotay Says:
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    BUGS

    So… Where did you get these tickets again?

  169. Trent Gotay Says:
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    HOTDOG

    9 out of 10 invisible men prefer Oscar Mayer.

  170. Trent Gotay Says:
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    HOTDOG

    9 out of 10 invisible men prefer Oscar Mayer.

  171. Nietsche Pascal Says:
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    My comment stands corrected for spelling: “Thanks” should have been “Thank.”

  172. Nietsche Pascal Says:
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    My comment stands corrected for spelling: “Thanks” should have been “Thank.”

  173. mannequin Says:
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    STATUE

    The fine art of balancing family with todays modern workload.

  174. mannequin Says:
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    STATUE

    The fine art of balancing family with todays modern workload.

  175. Bunny Slippers Says:
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    uuuuhhh…. Trent? Medusa was a female. This statue is CLEARLY male! :-) teeheehee

  176. Bunny Slippers Says:
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    uuuuhhh…. Trent? Medusa was a female. This statue is CLEARLY male! :-) teeheehee

  177. Emily Says:
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    HOTDOG
    The world is coming to an end, it really is raining cats and dogs.

  178. Emily Says:
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    HOTDOG
    The world is coming to an end, it really is raining cats and dogs.

  179. Trent Gotay Says:
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    Yeah, but this is what happens when you go to pay her. :D

  180. Trent Gotay Says:
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    Yeah, but this is what happens when you go to pay her. :D

  181. Rita Says:
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    Bugs: You can run but you can’t hide.

  182. Rita Says:
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    Bugs: You can run but you can’t hide.

  183. Agent Mammal Says:
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    URINAL
    You should see the girls above the stalls.

  184. Agent Mammal Says:
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    URINAL
    You should see the girls above the stalls.

  185. Louis Coxe Says:
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    HOT DOG

    Corner bistro, Paris: the devalued frank.

  186. Louis Coxe Says:
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    HOT DOG

    Corner bistro, Paris: the devalued frank.

  187. Padma Rubiales Says:
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    STATUE :
    I told you we shouldn’t have kicked him off the soccer team.

  188. Padma Rubiales Says:
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    STATUE :
    I told you we shouldn’t have kicked him off the soccer team.

  189. Padma Rubiales Says:
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    BUGS :
    Did the leaf move for you too?

  190. Padma Rubiales Says:
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    BUGS :
    Did the leaf move for you too?

  191. Padma Rubiales Says:
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    BUGS :
    I’d light a cigarette, but last time I did that …

  192. Padma Rubiales Says:
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    BUGS :
    I’d light a cigarette, but last time I did that …

  193. Padma Rubiales Says:
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    URINALS :
    I suddenly don’t have to go …

  194. Padma Rubiales Says:
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    URINALS :
    I suddenly don’t have to go …

  195. Padma Rubiales Says:
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    HOTDOG:
    When bad things happen to good dogs.

  196. Padma Rubiales Says:
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    HOTDOG:
    When bad things happen to good dogs.

  197. Padma Rubiales Says:
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    HOTDOG:
    It must have been the seedy bun.

  198. Padma Rubiales Says:
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    HOTDOG:
    It must have been the seedy bun.

  199. Padma Rubiales Says:
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    HOTDOG:
    I’m not proud of it, Okay?

  200. Padma Rubiales Says:
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    HOTDOG:
    I’m not proud of it, Okay?

  201. Ian Randal Strock Says:
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    Urinals:

    Don’t look now, but the men’s room is full of legless women.

  202. Ian Randal Strock Says:
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    Urinals:

    Don’t look now, but the men’s room is full of legless women.

  203. Ian Randal Strock Says:
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    Leaf:

    Bummer of a birth mark, Hal.

  204. Ian Randal Strock Says:
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    Leaf:

    Bummer of a birth mark, Hal.

  205. R.Davidson Says:
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    HOTDOG…

    FOUND: Half of a hotdog leaning against a building. Call 555-5555 to claim.

  206. R.Davidson Says:
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    HOTDOG…

    FOUND: Half of a hotdog leaning against a building. Call 555-5555 to claim.

  207. Nickolus Fushianes Says:
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    Hot Dog Photo entry: My girl friend said we have to share half of everything.

  208. Nickolus Fushianes Says:
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    Hot Dog Photo entry: My girl friend said we have to share half of everything.

  209. Nickolus Fushianes Says:
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    Entry for Bugs photo: If you don’t tell, I won’t tell.

  210. Nickolus Fushianes Says:
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    Entry for Bugs photo: If you don’t tell, I won’t tell.

  211. Nickolus Fushianes Says:
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    Entry for Urinal photo: Could someone please pass the magnifying glass.

  212. Nickolus Fushianes Says:
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    Entry for Urinal photo: Could someone please pass the magnifying glass.

  213. Nickolus Fushianes Says:
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    Entry for statue photo: See what four problems you’ve caused now,Herman.

  214. Nickolus Fushianes Says:
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    Entry for statue photo: See what four problems you’ve caused now,Herman.

  215. Emily Says:
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    STATUE:
    I just thought we were having twins.

  216. Emily Says:
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    STATUE:
    I just thought we were having twins.

  217. Emily Says:
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    HOTDOG:
    Well, there goes lunch…I wonder if they have hamburgers?

  218. Emily Says:
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    HOTDOG:
    Well, there goes lunch…I wonder if they have hamburgers?

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    STATUE:

    “Support Serbian Futbal”

  220. nolie Says:
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    STATUE:

    “Support Serbian Futbal”

  221. Lisa Says:
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    BUG:

    OPTIMISM: It’s better to have someone on your ass than in it.

  222. Lisa Says:
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    BUG:

    OPTIMISM: It’s better to have someone on your ass than in it.

  223. Lisa Says:
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    STATUE:

    IMPATIENCE: The last time “Are we there yet” was asked.

  224. Lisa Says:
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    STATUE:

    IMPATIENCE: The last time “Are we there yet” was asked.

  225. Lisa Says:
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    HOT DOG:

    “THE DAVID” castrated.

  226. Lisa Says:
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    HOT DOG:

    “THE DAVID” castrated.

  227. Lisa Says:
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    BUGS:

    “Honey- I thought we were making monkey shadows on the wall.”

  228. Lisa Says:
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    BUGS:

    “Honey- I thought we were making monkey shadows on the wall.”

  229. smodaresi Says:
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    STATUE:

    BREAKFAST: Because you never know when you’ll need that burst of energy to get you through the day.

  230. smodaresi Says:
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    STATUE:

    BREAKFAST: Because you never know when you’ll need that burst of energy to get you through the day.

  231. Barnaby Hayes Says:
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    STATUE:

    Because no matter how alone you think you are, the babies are always watching.

  232. Barnaby Hayes Says:
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    STATUE:

    Because no matter how alone you think you are, the babies are always watching.

  233. Barnaby Hayes Says:
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    STATUE:

    FAIR PLAY: Something not even British babies do well.

  234. Barnaby Hayes Says:
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    STATUE:

    FAIR PLAY: Something not even British babies do well.

  235. nolie Says:
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    Hot Dog:

    Kodak Picture Spot at Oscarmeyerworld.

  236. nolie Says:
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    Hot Dog:

    Kodak Picture Spot at Oscarmeyerworld.

  237. nolie Says:
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    Bugs:

    “A Bug’s Wife”

  238. nolie Says:
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    Bugs:

    “A Bug’s Wife”

  239. vlad Says:
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    Statue
    The punter takes the snap from center, wards off three would-be tacklers,
    and gets the kick away.

  240. vlad Says:
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    Statue
    The punter takes the snap from center, wards off three would-be tacklers,
    and gets the kick away.

  241. vlad Says:
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    The statue of limitations.

  242. vlad Says:
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    The statue of limitations.

  243. vlad Says:
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    I forgot to add, this took place in an NFL [Naked Football League]
    game.

  244. vlad Says:
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    I forgot to add, this took place in an NFL [Naked Football League]
    game.

  245. Nickolus Fushianes Says:
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    Entry for Hot Dog Photo:

    Hilga warned me that I shouldn’t go running off half cocked!

  246. Nickolus Fushianes Says:
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    Entry for Hot Dog Photo:

    Hilga warned me that I shouldn’t go running off half cocked!

  247. Nickolus Fushianes Says:
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    For Statue Photo: One, two, three kick cha cha cha.

  248. Nickolus Fushianes Says:
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    For Statue Photo: One, two, three kick cha cha cha.

  249. greg hunter Says:
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    HOTDOG:
    So this is how it feels to get thumbs down.

  250. greg hunter Says:
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    HOTDOG:
    So this is how it feels to get thumbs down.

  251. greg hunter Says:
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    URINAL:
    Is that your thumb?

  252. greg hunter Says:
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    URINAL:
    Is that your thumb?

  253. David Says:
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    Urinal;

    Okay these are funny, but the ones in the Ladies Room are just plain creepy.

  254. David Says:
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    Urinal;

    Okay these are funny, but the ones in the Ladies Room are just plain creepy.

  255. R.E.D. Says:
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    STATUE…

    Birth And Release Program:
    Shortly after birth, with less than 3 hours training, the babies are released back into the wild.

  256. R.E.D. Says:
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    STATUE…

    Birth And Release Program:
    Shortly after birth, with less than 3 hours training, the babies are released back into the wild.

  257. R.E.D. Says:
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    BUGS:

    What happens on the leaf STAYS on the leaf!

  258. R.E.D. Says:
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    BUGS:

    What happens on the leaf STAYS on the leaf!

  259. R.E.D. Says:
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    Hot Dog:
    WARNING: This is what happens if you don’t practice safe hot dog eating!

  260. R.E.D. Says:
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    Hot Dog:
    WARNING: This is what happens if you don’t practice safe hot dog eating!

  261. R.E.D. Says:
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    HOT DOG:
    It’s 12 o’clock, do you know where your hot dog is?

  262. R.E.D. Says:
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    HOT DOG:
    It’s 12 o’clock, do you know where your hot dog is?

  263. R.E.D. Says:
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    HOT DOG:
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  264. R.E.D. Says:
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    HOT DOG:
    It’s 12 o’clock, do you know where your weiner is?

  265. R.E.D. Says:
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    BUGS:
    Kama Sutra For Bugs: Now, at your local gardening store!

  266. R.E.D. Says:
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    BUGS:
    Kama Sutra For Bugs: Now, at your local gardening store!

  267. R.E.D. Says:
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    URINAL:
    Now, sir, can you point out the suspect that, as you say, “pointed and laughed”?

  268. R.E.D. Says:
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    URINAL:
    Now, sir, can you point out the suspect that, as you say, “pointed and laughed”?

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    STATUE :
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  270. Padma Says:
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    STATUE :
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