Jul 21 2008
Contest #4: Improbable Hotdog
This week is MM's very first merch contest, where we turn your ideas into real-world items at our online store. In recognition of the momentousness of this week’s contest in MM history, first place will receive a $50 Amazon.com gift certificate.
Also, any entry that is sold in our online store will earn its creator $1 for each item bought during the first month it’s available. We’re projecting somewhere between zero and positive infinity units to sell.
This week's contest was inspired by the folks over at Despair.com. They make parodies of those inspirational posters you see in locker rooms and teachers' offices. For this contest, you’ll be writing captions for one of the following photos: (click on thumbnail to see larger version):
Write the photo's name (Statue, Hot dog, Bugs, or Urinal) with your own caption in the contest entries section; you can write unlimited captions (but one per entry, so each can be rated individually). The MM gurus want your help in choosing five finalists to be voted on at the end of the week, so be sure to click the "thumbs-up" button for your favorite entries.
I need to say one word about adult content. I know we have photos depicting a row of urinals and a nude man, but we want captions that wouldn’t make us too embarrassed to have around when Grandma comes over (not dirty grandma, the other one).
By leaving an entry you are agreeing to the contest rules and terms.
Contest Summary:
What you have to do: Write a caption for one of the photos shown on this post.
How to enter: Write your entry in the Contest Entries section.
Deadline: Friday, July 25th at 5pm EST
Prize: A $50 Amazon.com gift certificate
Photos (from left to right) by Flickr users: streetoftrees johnfeinstein loafaesofa dark_mephi
Photos used under creative commons license.
Announcement: This contest is closed. Feel free to continue to leave your answers here, but you'll be doing so strictly for our edification. Why don't you check out the latest update or contest?
July 21st, 2008 at 5:35 am
Statue:
Children Juggling: Because those babies won’t kick themselves.
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July 21st, 2008 at 5:35 am
Statue:
Children Juggling: Because those babies won’t kick themselves.
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July 21st, 2008 at 5:46 am
Urinal:
“AMBITION
Your picture’s on a urinal wall,
Someday you’ll get that adult diaper ad!”
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July 21st, 2008 at 5:46 am
Urinal:
“AMBITION
Your picture’s on a urinal wall,
Someday you’ll get that adult diaper ad!”
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July 21st, 2008 at 5:47 am
Hot Dog:
“Yeah, but 5 seconds from when?”
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July 21st, 2008 at 5:47 am
Hot Dog:
“Yeah, but 5 seconds from when?”
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July 21st, 2008 at 5:49 am
Statue:
“Be free! Throw off the chains of your bondage – no matter how big, small, or infantile.”
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July 21st, 2008 at 5:49 am
Statue:
“Be free! Throw off the chains of your bondage – no matter how big, small, or infantile.”
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July 21st, 2008 at 5:52 am
Hot Dog:
“RELATIVITY
You know what’s inside, but you don’t care. . .”
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July 21st, 2008 at 5:52 am
Hot Dog:
“RELATIVITY
You know what’s inside, but you don’t care. . .”
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July 21st, 2008 at 6:44 am
BUGS:
Use protection.
There are a lot of bugs hiding out there.
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July 21st, 2008 at 6:44 am
BUGS:
Use protection.
There are a lot of bugs hiding out there.
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July 21st, 2008 at 6:52 am
HOT DOG:
In the end, even the top dog falls.
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July 21st, 2008 at 6:52 am
HOT DOG:
In the end, even the top dog falls.
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July 21st, 2008 at 7:10 am
STATUE:
Don’t let your rage turn you into a monumental jerk.
Anger management can help you kick your problem.
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July 21st, 2008 at 7:10 am
STATUE:
Don’t let your rage turn you into a monumental jerk.
Anger management can help you kick your problem.
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July 21st, 2008 at 7:37 am
STATUE:
Cherish the days when they’re still the fuzzy side of Velcro.
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July 21st, 2008 at 7:37 am
STATUE:
Cherish the days when they’re still the fuzzy side of Velcro.
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July 21st, 2008 at 7:40 am
BUGS:
Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Does that back-up signal bug you too? Ouch!
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July 21st, 2008 at 7:40 am
BUGS:
Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Does that back-up signal bug you too? Ouch!
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July 21st, 2008 at 7:46 am
“No, I did not hide the weiner on those steps. Oh, is THAT what you meant by the earlier question?”
(President Bill Clinton upon leaving the White House)
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greg hunter reply on July 21st, 2008 7:47 am:
Sorry…forgot to mention which picture. But I suppose you can guess. For the rulebook: HOTDOG in BUN
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July 21st, 2008 at 7:46 am
“No, I did not hide the weiner on those steps. Oh, is THAT what you meant by the earlier question?”
(President Bill Clinton upon leaving the White House)
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greg hunter reply on July 21st, 2008 7:47 am:
Sorry…forgot to mention which picture. But I suppose you can guess. For the rulebook: HOTDOG in BUN
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July 21st, 2008 at 7:51 am
RESTROOM
“Boy, that must be one of them YER-A-PEEIN’ rest areas.”
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July 21st, 2008 at 7:51 am
RESTROOM
“Boy, that must be one of them YER-A-PEEIN’ rest areas.”
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July 21st, 2008 at 8:08 am
BUGS:
Tete a tete or derier a derier, cooperation gets the job done.
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July 21st, 2008 at 8:08 am
BUGS:
Tete a tete or derier a derier, cooperation gets the job done.
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July 21st, 2008 at 8:11 am
HOTDOG:
SUCCESS is measured in how much of you remains after you reach the top.
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July 21st, 2008 at 8:11 am
HOTDOG:
SUCCESS is measured in how much of you remains after you reach the top.
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July 21st, 2008 at 8:13 am
RESTROOM
Dignity is in the eye of the beheld.
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July 21st, 2008 at 8:13 am
RESTROOM
Dignity is in the eye of the beheld.
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July 21st, 2008 at 8:15 am
STATUE:
Auntie Em was right! Don’t start posing for your statue now, we’ll pick something stupid after you’re dead.
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July 21st, 2008 at 8:15 am
STATUE:
Auntie Em was right! Don’t start posing for your statue now, we’ll pick something stupid after you’re dead.
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July 21st, 2008 at 8:18 am
STATUE:
It’s about time we did something to remember the Vets of the Baby Wars.
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July 21st, 2008 at 8:18 am
STATUE:
It’s about time we did something to remember the Vets of the Baby Wars.
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July 21st, 2008 at 9:00 am
BUGS:
Familiarity breeds contempt.
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July 21st, 2008 at 9:00 am
BUGS:
Familiarity breeds contempt.
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July 21st, 2008 at 9:05 am
STATUE:
Even the first Soviet sculptors didn’t quite understand Marxism…they were close…oh, so close…ah, well.
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July 21st, 2008 at 9:05 am
STATUE:
Even the first Soviet sculptors didn’t quite understand Marxism…they were close…oh, so close…ah, well.
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July 21st, 2008 at 9:08 am
HOTBURG:
“I’m just a Bill, and I’m sittin’ here on Capitol Hill…”
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greg hunter reply on July 21st, 2008 9:10 am:
hotburg? what am I thinking? geesh!
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July 21st, 2008 at 9:08 am
HOTBURG:
“I’m just a Bill, and I’m sittin’ here on Capitol Hill…”
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greg hunter reply on July 21st, 2008 9:10 am:
hotburg? what am I thinking? geesh!
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July 21st, 2008 at 9:10 am
URINAL
“It’s all in your head. I can do it. Come on. It’s all in your head.”
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July 21st, 2008 at 9:10 am
URINAL
“It’s all in your head. I can do it. Come on. It’s all in your head.”
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July 21st, 2008 at 9:12 am
BUGS
“Are you watching TV back there?”
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July 21st, 2008 at 9:12 am
BUGS
“Are you watching TV back there?”
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July 21st, 2008 at 9:35 am
Statue
“I love the smell of baby blood in the morning!”
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July 21st, 2008 at 9:35 am
Statue
“I love the smell of baby blood in the morning!”
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July 21st, 2008 at 9:47 am
Hot Dog
“Hey Pal! If you see my better half, can you do me favor? Please let him know he completes me.”
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July 21st, 2008 at 9:47 am
Hot Dog
“Hey Pal! If you see my better half, can you do me favor? Please let him know he completes me.”
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July 21st, 2008 at 9:55 am
statue
“Damnit, Daddy has told you he doesn’t have time for yall to get a shower too! Now beat it.”
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July 21st, 2008 at 9:55 am
statue
“Damnit, Daddy has told you he doesn’t have time for yall to get a shower too! Now beat it.”
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July 21st, 2008 at 9:56 am
Statue
Wow! Michael back off the Jesus Juice bubby, your getting kind of physical with the kid’s!
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July 21st, 2008 at 9:56 am
Statue
Wow! Michael back off the Jesus Juice bubby, your getting kind of physical with the kid’s!
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July 21st, 2008 at 10:19 am
Statue:
Men reap what they sow, too! Keep your pants up.
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July 21st, 2008 at 10:19 am
Statue:
Men reap what they sow, too! Keep your pants up.
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July 21st, 2008 at 11:07 am
STATUE:
Thou shall parent what thou hast fathered.
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July 21st, 2008 at 11:07 am
STATUE:
Thou shall parent what thou hast fathered.
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July 21st, 2008 at 11:13 am
STATUE:
Budding – the preferred reproductive process for the asexual.
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July 21st, 2008 at 11:13 am
STATUE:
Budding – the preferred reproductive process for the asexual.
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July 21st, 2008 at 11:14 am
URINAL:
Behind the scenes at a snowcone flavor development lab
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July 21st, 2008 at 11:14 am
URINAL:
Behind the scenes at a snowcone flavor development lab
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July 21st, 2008 at 11:15 am
BUGS:
If you keep doing that, it’ll get stuck that way–SEE! I told you!
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July 21st, 2008 at 11:15 am
BUGS:
If you keep doing that, it’ll get stuck that way–SEE! I told you!
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July 21st, 2008 at 11:20 am
HOTDOG:
“…’cause if I were an Oscar Meyer wiener, everyone would…oh, bite me!”
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July 21st, 2008 at 11:20 am
HOTDOG:
“…’cause if I were an Oscar Meyer wiener, everyone would…oh, bite me!”
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July 21st, 2008 at 12:02 pm
BUGS:
Where’s the raid when you need it?
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July 21st, 2008 at 12:02 pm
BUGS:
Where’s the raid when you need it?
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July 21st, 2008 at 12:06 pm
STATUE:
One baby down, three to go.
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July 21st, 2008 at 12:06 pm
STATUE:
One baby down, three to go.
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July 21st, 2008 at 12:38 pm
STATUE
Cosmo Kramer’s karate class.
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July 21st, 2008 at 12:38 pm
STATUE
Cosmo Kramer’s karate class.
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July 21st, 2008 at 2:31 pm
(Hot Dog)
Where Little Jack Horner got sick in a corner
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July 21st, 2008 at 2:31 pm
(Hot Dog)
Where Little Jack Horner got sick in a corner
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July 21st, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Hot Dog
That is not what I meant, by playing hide the wiener.
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July 21st, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Hot Dog
That is not what I meant, by playing hide the wiener.
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July 21st, 2008 at 4:22 pm
STATUE
Tenacity: Because even an army of flying babies can’t stop you today.
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July 21st, 2008 at 4:22 pm
STATUE
Tenacity: Because even an army of flying babies can’t stop you today.
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July 21st, 2008 at 6:18 pm
(Statue)
Immunization:
Because the Baby Zombie Apocalypse is not as cute as it seems.
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July 21st, 2008 at 6:18 pm
(Statue)
Immunization:
Because the Baby Zombie Apocalypse is not as cute as it seems.
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July 21st, 2008 at 6:30 pm
(Hot Dog)
Probality:
In an infinte universe even hot dogs can perfect masonry.
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Jay B. reply on July 21st, 2008 6:33 pm:
Probability…what are the chances I could spell that incorrectly?
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July 21st, 2008 at 6:30 pm
(Hot Dog)
Probality:
In an infinte universe even hot dogs can perfect masonry.
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Jay B. reply on July 21st, 2008 6:33 pm:
Probability…what are the chances I could spell that incorrectly?
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July 21st, 2008 at 7:32 pm
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. And he wasted half of a perfectly good hotdog!
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July 21st, 2008 at 7:32 pm
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. And he wasted half of a perfectly good hotdog!
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July 21st, 2008 at 8:23 pm
URINAL
Looking good is everything.
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July 21st, 2008 at 8:23 pm
URINAL
Looking good is everything.
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July 21st, 2008 at 8:31 pm
HOTDOG
Go ahead, take a second bite, if you can.
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July 21st, 2008 at 8:31 pm
HOTDOG
Go ahead, take a second bite, if you can.
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July 21st, 2008 at 8:33 pm
HOTDOG
That is me, nothing but meat and buns.
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July 21st, 2008 at 8:33 pm
HOTDOG
That is me, nothing but meat and buns.
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July 21st, 2008 at 8:47 pm
Bugs:
Wipe good: you never know what could grow down there.
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July 21st, 2008 at 8:47 pm
Bugs:
Wipe good: you never know what could grow down there.
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July 21st, 2008 at 9:27 pm
HOTDOG
Going down, up, or suspended? Life is all an illusion.
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July 21st, 2008 at 9:27 pm
HOTDOG
Going down, up, or suspended? Life is all an illusion.
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July 21st, 2008 at 9:40 pm
Bugs
It didn’t take long to realize the worse possible place for Siamese twins to connect
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July 21st, 2008 at 9:40 pm
Bugs
It didn’t take long to realize the worse possible place for Siamese twins to connect
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July 21st, 2008 at 9:42 pm
Go Green! Do it on a leaf.
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Bunny Slippers reply on July 21st, 2008 9:43 pm:
(BUGS)
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July 21st, 2008 at 9:42 pm
Go Green! Do it on a leaf.
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Bunny Slippers reply on July 21st, 2008 9:43 pm:
(BUGS)
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July 21st, 2008 at 11:05 pm
BUGS
Bush and Cheney before they reicarnated to their present forms.
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July 21st, 2008 at 11:05 pm
BUGS
Bush and Cheney before they reicarnated to their present forms.
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July 21st, 2008 at 11:05 pm
Statue: BELONGING – Where your fellow man doth not fling you aside
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July 21st, 2008 at 11:05 pm
Statue: BELONGING – Where your fellow man doth not fling you aside
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July 21st, 2008 at 11:14 pm
Hot dog: SERENDIPITY – one man’s trash is another ant’s treasure
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July 21st, 2008 at 11:14 pm
Hot dog: SERENDIPITY – one man’s trash is another ant’s treasure
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July 21st, 2008 at 11:16 pm
Urinal- CONFIDENCE: It’s not how big it is, it’s how high you aim
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July 21st, 2008 at 11:16 pm
Urinal- CONFIDENCE: It’s not how big it is, it’s how high you aim
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July 21st, 2008 at 11:17 pm
URINAL:
It’s gotta be … oh no! Not on the shoes!
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July 21st, 2008 at 11:17 pm
URINAL:
It’s gotta be … oh no! Not on the shoes!
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July 21st, 2008 at 11:20 pm
Bugs – ETIQUETTE: Always be a lady, even when life hits you from behind
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July 21st, 2008 at 11:20 pm
Bugs – ETIQUETTE: Always be a lady, even when life hits you from behind
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July 21st, 2008 at 11:20 pm
BUGS:
If a bug has a bug up its ass, how does it know?
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July 21st, 2008 at 11:20 pm
BUGS:
If a bug has a bug up its ass, how does it know?
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July 21st, 2008 at 11:29 pm
ANY OF THE PICTURES:
Motivation – The drive to do what you do, regardless of whether it makes any sense.
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July 21st, 2008 at 11:29 pm
ANY OF THE PICTURES:
Motivation – The drive to do what you do, regardless of whether it makes any sense.
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July 21st, 2008 at 11:32 pm
URINAL:
Can you stand that I stand to pee?
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July 21st, 2008 at 11:32 pm
URINAL:
Can you stand that I stand to pee?
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July 21st, 2008 at 11:33 pm
STATUE:
Geesh, that barbeque sauce is sticky!
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July 21st, 2008 at 11:33 pm
STATUE:
Geesh, that barbeque sauce is sticky!
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July 21st, 2008 at 11:44 pm
STATUE:
By the time the fourth cyst appeared, it was too late. I had become my own family tree.
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July 21st, 2008 at 11:44 pm
STATUE:
By the time the fourth cyst appeared, it was too late. I had become my own family tree.
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July 21st, 2008 at 11:49 pm
HOTDOG:
Oscar, being chronically shy, retreated to a corner and allowed his feelings of inferiority to eat at him.
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July 21st, 2008 at 11:49 pm
HOTDOG:
Oscar, being chronically shy, retreated to a corner and allowed his feelings of inferiority to eat at him.
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July 22nd, 2008 at 12:00 am
URINAL:
The new UrineScanXL. E-Harmony just got tougher.
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July 22nd, 2008 at 12:00 am
URINAL:
The new UrineScanXL. E-Harmony just got tougher.
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July 22nd, 2008 at 12:02 am
URINAL:
Then again, men are not really created equal.
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July 22nd, 2008 at 12:02 am
URINAL:
Then again, men are not really created equal.
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July 22nd, 2008 at 12:04 am
BUGS:
And I thought Cat-Dog was gross.
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July 22nd, 2008 at 12:04 am
BUGS:
And I thought Cat-Dog was gross.
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July 22nd, 2008 at 12:06 am
Bugs: Sex ed for the kids who don’t get their permission slips signed
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July 22nd, 2008 at 12:06 am
Bugs: Sex ed for the kids who don’t get their permission slips signed
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July 22nd, 2008 at 12:08 am
URINAL:
Inspiration – The power to make you do more than you thought you would.
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July 22nd, 2008 at 12:08 am
URINAL:
Inspiration – The power to make you do more than you thought you would.
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July 22nd, 2008 at 12:14 am
STATUE:
Choose your babysitter very carefully!
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July 22nd, 2008 at 12:14 am
STATUE:
Choose your babysitter very carefully!
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July 22nd, 2008 at 12:19 am
STATUE:
Thanks God he created Eve.
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Nietsche Pascal reply on July 22nd, 2008 1:04 pm:
My comment stands corrected for spelling: “Thanks” should have been “Thank.”
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July 22nd, 2008 at 12:19 am
STATUE:
Thanks God he created Eve.
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Nietsche Pascal reply on July 22nd, 2008 1:04 pm:
My comment stands corrected for spelling: “Thanks” should have been “Thank.”
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July 22nd, 2008 at 12:22 am
URINAL:
Artificial Insemination has its beginnings well in hand.
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July 22nd, 2008 at 12:22 am
URINAL:
Artificial Insemination has its beginnings well in hand.
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July 22nd, 2008 at 12:29 am
URINAL
The unconscious reason for why women like horses: They are all cute.
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July 22nd, 2008 at 12:29 am
URINAL
The unconscious reason for why women like horses: They are all cute.
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July 22nd, 2008 at 1:37 am
URINAL
Never take a woman at face value; only if you knew what they were thinking?
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July 22nd, 2008 at 1:37 am
URINAL
Never take a woman at face value; only if you knew what they were thinking?
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July 22nd, 2008 at 1:38 am
URINAL
Imagination is 3/4th of reality, keep on dreaming.
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July 22nd, 2008 at 1:38 am
URINAL
Imagination is 3/4th of reality, keep on dreaming.
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July 22nd, 2008 at 1:48 am
STATUE
Women are badly needed for protecting a poor naked man from vicious motherless babies; somebody better marry me.
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July 22nd, 2008 at 1:48 am
STATUE
Women are badly needed for protecting a poor naked man from vicious motherless babies; somebody better marry me.
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July 22nd, 2008 at 1:53 am
BUGS
Treat the environment gingerly, there might be fragile life where you step.
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July 22nd, 2008 at 1:53 am
BUGS
Treat the environment gingerly, there might be fragile life where you step.
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July 22nd, 2008 at 1:56 am
HOTDOG
Don’t be wasteful, millions go to bed hugry!
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July 22nd, 2008 at 1:56 am
HOTDOG
Don’t be wasteful, millions go to bed hugry!
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July 22nd, 2008 at 8:55 am
HOT DOG
I’ve come from the future to trash your diet.
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July 22nd, 2008 at 8:55 am
HOT DOG
I’ve come from the future to trash your diet.
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July 22nd, 2008 at 10:53 am
Statue:
Now we know how babies are really made!
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July 22nd, 2008 at 10:53 am
Statue:
Now we know how babies are really made!
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July 22nd, 2008 at 10:56 am
URINAL:
Instructions for the new American voting machine:
1) drink a few beers
2) vote for the candidate of your choice
3) flush
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July 22nd, 2008 at 10:56 am
URINAL:
Instructions for the new American voting machine:
1) drink a few beers
2) vote for the candidate of your choice
3) flush
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July 22nd, 2008 at 12:21 pm
STATUE
Why I don’t let Medusa babysit anymore.
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Bunny Slippers reply on July 22nd, 2008 2:55 pm:
uuuuhhh…. Trent? Medusa was a female. This statue is CLEARLY male! :-) teeheehee
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Trent Gotay reply on July 22nd, 2008 4:13 pm:
Yeah, but this is what happens when you go to pay her. :D
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July 22nd, 2008 at 12:21 pm
STATUE
Why I don’t let Medusa babysit anymore.
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Bunny Slippers reply on July 22nd, 2008 2:55 pm:
uuuuhhh…. Trent? Medusa was a female. This statue is CLEARLY male! :-) teeheehee
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Trent Gotay reply on July 22nd, 2008 4:13 pm:
Yeah, but this is what happens when you go to pay her. :D
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July 22nd, 2008 at 12:22 pm
URINAL
This is the worst dating service ever.
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July 22nd, 2008 at 12:22 pm
URINAL
This is the worst dating service ever.
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July 22nd, 2008 at 12:23 pm
BUGS
So… Where did you get these tickets again?
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July 22nd, 2008 at 12:23 pm
BUGS
So… Where did you get these tickets again?
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July 22nd, 2008 at 12:24 pm
HOTDOG
9 out of 10 invisible men prefer Oscar Mayer.
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July 22nd, 2008 at 12:24 pm
HOTDOG
9 out of 10 invisible men prefer Oscar Mayer.
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July 22nd, 2008 at 2:02 pm
STATUE
The fine art of balancing family with todays modern workload.
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July 22nd, 2008 at 2:02 pm
STATUE
The fine art of balancing family with todays modern workload.
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July 22nd, 2008 at 3:05 pm
HOTDOG
The world is coming to an end, it really is raining cats and dogs.
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July 22nd, 2008 at 3:05 pm
HOTDOG
The world is coming to an end, it really is raining cats and dogs.
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July 22nd, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Bugs: You can run but you can’t hide.
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July 22nd, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Bugs: You can run but you can’t hide.
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July 22nd, 2008 at 9:58 pm
URINAL
You should see the girls above the stalls.
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July 22nd, 2008 at 9:58 pm
URINAL
You should see the girls above the stalls.
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July 23rd, 2008 at 11:18 am
HOT DOG
Corner bistro, Paris: the devalued frank.
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July 23rd, 2008 at 11:18 am
HOT DOG
Corner bistro, Paris: the devalued frank.
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July 23rd, 2008 at 1:18 pm
STATUE :
I told you we shouldn’t have kicked him off the soccer team.
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July 23rd, 2008 at 1:18 pm
STATUE :
I told you we shouldn’t have kicked him off the soccer team.
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July 23rd, 2008 at 1:20 pm
BUGS :
Did the leaf move for you too?
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July 23rd, 2008 at 1:20 pm
BUGS :
Did the leaf move for you too?
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July 23rd, 2008 at 1:20 pm
BUGS :
I’d light a cigarette, but last time I did that …
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July 23rd, 2008 at 1:20 pm
BUGS :
I’d light a cigarette, but last time I did that …
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July 23rd, 2008 at 1:21 pm
URINALS :
I suddenly don’t have to go …
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July 23rd, 2008 at 1:21 pm
URINALS :
I suddenly don’t have to go …
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July 23rd, 2008 at 1:22 pm
HOTDOG:
When bad things happen to good dogs.
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July 23rd, 2008 at 1:22 pm
HOTDOG:
When bad things happen to good dogs.
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July 23rd, 2008 at 1:22 pm
HOTDOG:
It must have been the seedy bun.
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July 23rd, 2008 at 1:22 pm
HOTDOG:
It must have been the seedy bun.
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July 23rd, 2008 at 1:23 pm
HOTDOG:
I’m not proud of it, Okay?
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July 23rd, 2008 at 1:23 pm
HOTDOG:
I’m not proud of it, Okay?
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July 23rd, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Urinals:
Don’t look now, but the men’s room is full of legless women.
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July 23rd, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Urinals:
Don’t look now, but the men’s room is full of legless women.
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July 23rd, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Leaf:
Bummer of a birth mark, Hal.
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July 23rd, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Leaf:
Bummer of a birth mark, Hal.
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July 23rd, 2008 at 3:15 pm
HOTDOG…
FOUND: Half of a hotdog leaning against a building. Call 555-5555 to claim.
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July 23rd, 2008 at 3:15 pm
HOTDOG…
FOUND: Half of a hotdog leaning against a building. Call 555-5555 to claim.
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July 23rd, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Hot Dog Photo entry: My girl friend said we have to share half of everything.
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July 23rd, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Hot Dog Photo entry: My girl friend said we have to share half of everything.
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July 23rd, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Entry for Bugs photo: If you don’t tell, I won’t tell.
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July 23rd, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Entry for Bugs photo: If you don’t tell, I won’t tell.
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July 23rd, 2008 at 5:03 pm
Entry for Urinal photo: Could someone please pass the magnifying glass.
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July 23rd, 2008 at 5:03 pm
Entry for Urinal photo: Could someone please pass the magnifying glass.
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July 23rd, 2008 at 5:20 pm
Entry for statue photo: See what four problems you’ve caused now,Herman.
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July 23rd, 2008 at 5:20 pm
Entry for statue photo: See what four problems you’ve caused now,Herman.
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July 23rd, 2008 at 5:29 pm
STATUE:
I just thought we were having twins.
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July 23rd, 2008 at 5:29 pm
STATUE:
I just thought we were having twins.
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July 23rd, 2008 at 5:31 pm
HOTDOG:
Well, there goes lunch…I wonder if they have hamburgers?
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July 23rd, 2008 at 5:31 pm
HOTDOG:
Well, there goes lunch…I wonder if they have hamburgers?
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July 23rd, 2008 at 9:02 pm
STATUE:
“Support Serbian Futbal”
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July 23rd, 2008 at 9:02 pm
STATUE:
“Support Serbian Futbal”
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July 24th, 2008 at 12:48 am
BUG:
OPTIMISM: It’s better to have someone on your ass than in it.
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July 24th, 2008 at 12:48 am
BUG:
OPTIMISM: It’s better to have someone on your ass than in it.
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July 24th, 2008 at 12:51 am
STATUE:
IMPATIENCE: The last time “Are we there yet” was asked.
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July 24th, 2008 at 12:51 am
STATUE:
IMPATIENCE: The last time “Are we there yet” was asked.
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July 24th, 2008 at 12:54 am
HOT DOG:
“THE DAVID” castrated.
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July 24th, 2008 at 12:54 am
HOT DOG:
“THE DAVID” castrated.
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July 24th, 2008 at 12:56 am
BUGS:
“Honey- I thought we were making monkey shadows on the wall.”
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July 24th, 2008 at 12:56 am
BUGS:
“Honey- I thought we were making monkey shadows on the wall.”
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July 24th, 2008 at 4:31 am
STATUE:
BREAKFAST: Because you never know when you’ll need that burst of energy to get you through the day.
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July 24th, 2008 at 4:31 am
STATUE:
BREAKFAST: Because you never know when you’ll need that burst of energy to get you through the day.
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July 24th, 2008 at 4:43 am
STATUE:
Because no matter how alone you think you are, the babies are always watching.
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July 24th, 2008 at 4:43 am
STATUE:
Because no matter how alone you think you are, the babies are always watching.
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July 24th, 2008 at 4:43 am
STATUE:
FAIR PLAY: Something not even British babies do well.
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July 24th, 2008 at 4:43 am
STATUE:
FAIR PLAY: Something not even British babies do well.
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July 24th, 2008 at 4:49 am
Hot Dog:
Kodak Picture Spot at Oscarmeyerworld.
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July 24th, 2008 at 4:49 am
Hot Dog:
Kodak Picture Spot at Oscarmeyerworld.
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July 24th, 2008 at 4:54 am
Bugs:
“A Bug’s Wife”
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July 24th, 2008 at 4:54 am
Bugs:
“A Bug’s Wife”
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July 24th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
Statue
The punter takes the snap from center, wards off three would-be tacklers,
and gets the kick away.
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vlad reply on July 24th, 2008 12:55 pm:
I forgot to add, this took place in an NFL [Naked Football League]
game.
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July 24th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
Statue
The punter takes the snap from center, wards off three would-be tacklers,
and gets the kick away.
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vlad reply on July 24th, 2008 12:55 pm:
I forgot to add, this took place in an NFL [Naked Football League]
game.
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July 24th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
The statue of limitations.
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July 24th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
The statue of limitations.
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July 24th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Entry for Hot Dog Photo:
Hilga warned me that I shouldn’t go running off half cocked!
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July 24th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Entry for Hot Dog Photo:
Hilga warned me that I shouldn’t go running off half cocked!
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July 24th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
For Statue Photo: One, two, three kick cha cha cha.
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July 24th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
For Statue Photo: One, two, three kick cha cha cha.
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July 24th, 2008 at 11:28 pm
HOTDOG:
So this is how it feels to get thumbs down.
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July 24th, 2008 at 11:28 pm
HOTDOG:
So this is how it feels to get thumbs down.
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July 24th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
URINAL:
Is that your thumb?
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July 24th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
URINAL:
Is that your thumb?
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July 25th, 2008 at 9:17 am
Urinal;
Okay these are funny, but the ones in the Ladies Room are just plain creepy.
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July 25th, 2008 at 9:17 am
Urinal;
Okay these are funny, but the ones in the Ladies Room are just plain creepy.
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July 25th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
STATUE…
Birth And Release Program:
Shortly after birth, with less than 3 hours training, the babies are released back into the wild.
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July 25th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
STATUE…
Birth And Release Program:
Shortly after birth, with less than 3 hours training, the babies are released back into the wild.
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July 25th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
BUGS:
What happens on the leaf STAYS on the leaf!
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July 25th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
BUGS:
What happens on the leaf STAYS on the leaf!
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July 25th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Hot Dog:
WARNING: This is what happens if you don’t practice safe hot dog eating!
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July 25th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Hot Dog:
WARNING: This is what happens if you don’t practice safe hot dog eating!
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July 25th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
HOT DOG:
It’s 12 o’clock, do you know where your hot dog is?
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July 25th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
HOT DOG:
It’s 12 o’clock, do you know where your hot dog is?
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July 25th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
HOT DOG:
It’s 12 o’clock, do you know where your weiner is?
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July 25th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
HOT DOG:
It’s 12 o’clock, do you know where your weiner is?
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July 25th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
BUGS:
Kama Sutra For Bugs: Now, at your local gardening store!
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July 25th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
BUGS:
Kama Sutra For Bugs: Now, at your local gardening store!
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July 25th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
URINAL:
Now, sir, can you point out the suspect that, as you say, “pointed and laughed”?
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July 25th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
URINAL:
Now, sir, can you point out the suspect that, as you say, “pointed and laughed”?
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July 25th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
STATUE :
Ralph realized it was true what they said … his wedding ring really was a babe magnet.
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July 25th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
STATUE :
Ralph realized it was true what they said … his wedding ring really was a babe magnet.
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